telnet 

A communication protocol sometimes used to connect to internet servers from remote hosts.

Seldom used due to it's inability to display pornography.

telnet playboy.com
Connecting to playboy.com
login: hughhefner
password: ********

hughhefner % titties
titties: Command not found

telnet by Joshua James October 13, 2006

telnet 

A terminal-emulation protocol that is widely used on the Internet to log on to network computers. Telnet also refers to the application that uses the Telnet protocol for users who log on from remote locations.

Microsoft Telnet> o 207.44.188.38 25
Connecting To 207.44.188.38...Could not open connection to the host, on port 25.

An existing connection was forcibly closed by the remote host.

telnet by :| October 19, 2003

telnet 

The other definitions are correct, but fail to mention that telnet is very insecure, as all data (including user names and passwords) are sent across the network in plain text (unencrypted). On an untrusted/public network (like the internet) this can be quite dangerous.

Telnet is outdated. Secure Shell (SSH) is a far better alternative.

telnet by Orbter February 1, 2005

Teletubbie 

An annoying person who is childish and acts like praas

Praas is such a teletubbie

Teletubbie by MLGSNIPES420APEX March 18, 2017

Green Teletubby 

AKA: Dream.

" There goes the green Teletubby again. "

Green Teletubby by LoveJoy<3 May 30, 2021

a homeless teletubbie

Dream

Dream is a homeless teletubbie

a homeless teletubbie by Randomguywastaken October 21, 2021

teletubbies 

Baby gorillas, whom, because of their small and morbidly obese build, became perfect subjects for a top secret experiment dubbed, "teletubbies".

Kidnapped from their native habitat, they were strapped down hooting and screaming onto operation tables. Their stomachs were removed and replaced with a crude malfunctioning television set, which recieved its signals from a implanted attenna on the top of its head. Because the attenna's reciever must be outside of the body, a hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making a pathway to stick the electrical equipment through. Unfortunately, this only resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware.

To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet consisting of purified ethanol (tubby toast), and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed. A fake sun watches over them with a ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the escapee by devouring it with it's mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's remains as fertilizer for the vast lush gardens surrounding the dome.

Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to recieve radio waves with their broken attennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by the simplest tasks we can do, such as showering or cooking an egg.

"Once upon a time in teletubby land, teletubbies... come to play!"

teletubbies by Chang Tan September 1, 2004