Josh's definitions

Lovesock

a sock used to masterbate with.

Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.

by Josh October 31, 2004

mob

to walk somewhere

We had to mob all the way to school

by Josh October 22, 2003

tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

by Josh March 26, 2004

jambox

A small stereo, generally portable, which provides music for the purpose of break dancing.

The ill beats pumping out of her jambox kept us grooving all night.

by Josh August 13, 2005

protection

to command a complete cessation of use of resources

The United States Federal Government should...wait...nothing meets....

by Josh August 29, 2004

Project Rockstar

Project Rockstar its not just for Christmas its for life. Once you join you will never leave (See addiction)
Home of Codemonkey.
A banner a day will make the pop ups go away.

See this website(its the best):

www.projectrockstar.com/entry.asp

by Josh February 21, 2004

Bintmeister

genius until asked a question. Earth's number 1 Bomb Mechanic. Not to be angered. *Caution* Do not ask him for money or face the consequences. Be nice and feel the rewards.

starpoint awarded at 20:41 on 21/02/2004 by binty

by Josh February 21, 2004