tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

by Josh March 26, 2004

Lovesock

a sock used to masterbate with.

Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.

by Josh October 31, 2004

jazz

amazing girl who is so fly and everyone wants her.

Man that Jazz, I wish I could get a piece of that.

by josh November 25, 2004

mob

to walk somewhere

We had to mob all the way to school

by Josh October 22, 2003