Josh's definitions

Ego Handjob

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.

I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.

by Josh June 3, 2010

Trumping

When an individual with a limited supply of money drinks too much and begins to believe that he/she is Donald Trump. This results in often spending all the money they have or blowing through their savings account without realizing the consequences until sobriety.

"Josh went trumping in Chicago last weekend which is why his debit card was invalid at Hooters. How embarrassing!"

by Josh February 28, 2009

Orchard Hill

Residential area of the UMASS Amherst campus. Many Commonwealth College Learning Communies are here. It is sterotypically a quiet area. Also known as "O-Hill"

I live in Orchard Hill.

by Josh December 14, 2008

rift

To steal. Commonly used in the coal regions of eastern Pennsylvania.

I'm gonna rift some cigarettes from the corner store.

by josh September 2, 2008

wristy

All the other definitions of wristy are wrong. The wristy is actually sort of a "high-five" alternative where one bends his/her wrist about 45 degrees, also making a very slight fist, and makes contact at the wrist of another person doing the same thing. Used to celebrate the mention of the number five, a shared amusement, or a mere agreement.

Josh: Yo, I'ze about to get me FIVE delicious BURRITOS from CHIPOTLE!
Chris: Yut! *wristy, both for the five and the excellent choice of CHIPOTLE*

by Josh July 30, 2008

g-friend

(n.)girlfriend
(n.)any female friend
(n.)a girl or young woman with whom a man is romantically involved

I love my g-friend.
Even when she rips out my heart.

by Josh July 30, 2008

Alex Wolff

Nat Wolff's 10-year-old brother. He is also in the Naked Brothers Band. He plays the drums.

Alex Wolff also writes songs.

by Josh June 10, 2008