Glaven

A nerd that's cool.

"He's a nerd, he plays computer games"
"Naa, he's glaven"

by Josh June 18, 2004

Lovesock

a sock used to masterbate with.

Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.

by Josh October 31, 2004

premature ejaculation

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

by Josh May 03, 2004

tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

by Josh March 26, 2004

Dirty Darrow

The act of licking the cheese off a shemales nut sack and yelling "Nut cheese, eat fresh"!

Self explanitory

by Josh March 09, 2004

nashty

when something is gross.
Instead of saying "nasty"

Thats "nashty"

by Josh April 28, 2003

octaious JR.

aid to octavious

by Josh November 04, 2003