James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.
I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
by Josh March 06, 2006
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xyut

Forbidden fruit. Treasure that no one can partake of. ie Tom boy
Is xyut a boy? or a girl?
... both?

Xyut's looking fine tonight...
OH NO YOU DIDNT!
by Josh October 05, 2004
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Alacramatic

This word was made up not too long ago and hasn't had much of a chance to spread, but for the few who do know its meaning, it means:

Anything you want it to mean
That party we went to was "alicramatic"

Im no doing this anymore, its alacramatic
by josh October 11, 2004
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forehead

This girl at eppes middle school in greenville nc named racheal lowery
with a huge forehead and is balding
by Josh August 11, 2004
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buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face
i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle
by josh February 09, 2005
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marmite digger

someone who enjoyes eating feaces during sexual intercourse
that bitch i had last night was a serious marmite digger
by josh January 02, 2004
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hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.
Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!
by Josh January 03, 2004
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