Josh's definitions

diced

A word that means 'disconnected', coming from the abbreviation 'd/ced' by turning the / to an i.

<someguy>wb dude
<otherguy>thx man, i got diced

by Josh November 24, 2003

dutch oven

When you close the windows of a car and smoke marijuana in it until it fills up with smoke.

We dutched that car up good didn't we

by josh May 13, 2005

James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.

I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!

by Josh April 14, 2006

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.

Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!

by Josh June 6, 2005

bonecrusher

kizzy rapper

never scared

by josh December 8, 2003

no fake

without a doubt realistic and true in meaning.

This term originated from the deep roots of Essexville, MI during a casual Sunday night at youth group.

"That's no fake man."

by josh April 1, 2005

lugerman

Gayness itself, extremely homosexual manner, commonly diagnosed by friends or co-workers

Dude, you're so lugerman. Taht film was so lugerman

by Josh October 6, 2003