Josh's definitions

todai

The tightest, cleanest, pussy known to man. Free of all STDs and other nasty substances. Just plain good and tasty and definately shaved.

I humped Jessica her pussy is so damn todai.

by Josh January 11, 2004

Duff Head

Someone who acts very stupid and draws un-wanted attention to them. This person is ususall not popualar.

Justin Marsden

by Josh January 12, 2004

poon

Anything you want it to be.

Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!

by Josh January 12, 2004

mega stud

one who stands tall amongst the rest of the man whores

when you fuck your gf and you get tired and wanna go to sleep so you tell the bitch to get the fuck out of your house...

by Josh January 17, 2004

basmatic

intense emotion of euphoria

"I'm feeling truly basmatic"

"'I am unstoppable!' he basmatically raved.

by Josh January 18, 2004

BBQ

A BBQ (barbeque) is a party which is attended mostly/completely by males, where no chicks turn up. And the chicks that DO turn up aren't single.

Also known as: Sausage Fest, Sushi Shop (hold the sushi).

Paul: Hey, are you going to Stuart's tonight?
Peter: Fuck that, I heard it was gonna be a BBQ!
Paul: Damn, we'll just go clubbin' then.

by Josh January 19, 2004

shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004