Jordan Stevens's definitions

bloods

The gang that needs to get along with the crips.

Crips: FUCK THE SLOBS
Bloods: FUCK THE CRABS
Me: Cant we all just get along?!?!
Crips and Bloods: NIGGA FUCK YOU! *Both gangs proceed to shoot at me with 9mm's, .45's, Ingram MAC-10's, AK47's and other weapons*
*Crips and Bloods start shooting at each other afterwards*

by Jordan Stevens April 16, 2007

Call out

1. N. In video games, especially more tactical ones such as SOCOM, a statement made by you or your teammate which lets your team know about something
2. V. Similar to the above def, expect in a verb form.
3. V. to challenge somebody, or question their success or something like that

1. (On Desert Glory)
smoke420: Alright guys, we got a guy in Middle Building, Top Floor. Chuck some nades up there.
dragonman45: Alright, I'll do that. *dragonman45 fragged JAYCEE with M67 FRAG*
dragonman45: Got him. Good call out, smoke.
2. (At the beginning of the match)
LOWKEY: If you guys see any thing, call that shit out!
Rest of team: Ok!
3. During lunch, everyone heard Andrew call out Chris. Everyone stopped talking and listened in. Turns out Chris fucked Andrew's sister.

by Jordan Stevens January 20, 2009

fuck yaself

How Bostonians say Go Fuck Yourself, as seen in The Departed.

Guy from New York City: I like the Yankees.
Guy from Boston: Fuck yaself.

by Jordan Stevens June 3, 2007

Supra

1. A condom from Trojan. It is a special type of condom with a special type of lubricant, which is Spermicidal Lubricant. The Spermicidal Lubricant is for extra protection against pregancy. However, the Supra is not suitable for rectal use or multiple vaginal use, you can use it for the vagina only ONCE A DAY. So this condom is for people who like to have short sex.

2. A car from Toyota, which is powered by a Twin Turbocharged Inline-6 Engine(MKIV) producing around 325 horsepower.

1. My girlfriend said she wants to have short sex, so I bought a pack of Trojan Supra condoms. If she wanted to have long sex, I would have bought Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms.

2. I saw a Supra in Detroit today. It was loud.

by Jordan Stevens August 31, 2008

xbox 360

The funnest system ever, but breaks down too much.

I love the xbox 360. Im on my third one in under two years!

by Jordan Stevens May 16, 2007

no remorse

1. Without remorse.
2. A badass song by Metallica.

1. Tim: Wow. Look at what that guy is doing out of that broad.
Brad: Yeah man, that guy has no remorse for her.

2. Brian: Hey! Have you ever heard No Remorse by Metallica?
Danny: Hell yeah! That song is awesome. I believe the chorus riff was the inspiration for the song in Doom's first level?
Brian: Yeah, that's true.

by Jordan Stevens March 4, 2008

mlb

Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.

Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:

back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.

now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.

*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*

MLB has good teams, but their rules are strict.

by Jordan Stevens May 14, 2007