23 definitions by Jordan Stevens
The state where it can be a 70 degree, beautiful, sunny day on one day, and the very next can be a 45 degree rainy day. Also, it's almost impossible to find a job, due to the state being overrun by fucking idiots(Fuck you Granholm.). Other than that, Michigan is pretty sweet. It has the best sports teams - Tigers, Pistons, Red Wings, and - well, the Lions, yeah, they may suck, but we still love em.
Realistic info:
Largest city is Detroit. Capital is Lansing.
Other notable cities
Flint
Grand Rapids
Battle Creek
Troy
Westland
Wayne
Ypsilanti
Ann Arbor
Auburn Hills
and plenty more.
Realistic info:
Largest city is Detroit. Capital is Lansing.
Other notable cities
Flint
Grand Rapids
Battle Creek
Troy
Westland
Wayne
Ypsilanti
Ann Arbor
Auburn Hills
and plenty more.
Day 1: damn, it's nice outside. let's go play some baseball.
Day 2: shit, it's rainy as hell... ain't that a bitch! plus i need to go find a job. Oh well. I'll just chill and watch the tigers kill the white sox, the pistons fuck up the bulls, and the red wings murder any team that comes in their way. Also I will watch the Lions job to any team.
Day 3: 100 degrees... fuck! plus Im goin to Detroit for the tigers game! better bring the spf 3000!
michigan > your state
Day 2: shit, it's rainy as hell... ain't that a bitch! plus i need to go find a job. Oh well. I'll just chill and watch the tigers kill the white sox, the pistons fuck up the bulls, and the red wings murder any team that comes in their way. Also I will watch the Lions job to any team.
Day 3: 100 degrees... fuck! plus Im goin to Detroit for the tigers game! better bring the spf 3000!
michigan > your state
by Jordan Stevens May 9, 2007
Another term for Ding Dong Ditch, which means to Knock on someone's outside door/window/wall and run away, or to ring the doorbell and run.
by Jordan Stevens March 9, 2006
1. A kickass animal. Mario's homeboy.
2. To lick a girls pussy, with your long tongue, just like Yoshi's.
2. To lick a girls pussy, with your long tongue, just like Yoshi's.
1. "Man, Yoshi is so sweet. He can kick ass, be your transportation, and do a bunch of other shit too!"
2. "Damn, check that girl out. I'd love to hit the Yoshi on her!" OR "Man, I wanna Yoshi her badly."
2. "Damn, check that girl out. I'd love to hit the Yoshi on her!" OR "Man, I wanna Yoshi her badly."
by Jordan Stevens September 14, 2007
1. To meet aggression with aggression. In other words, if someone is talking shit about you, you talk shit back, or do something worse, such as beating their ass. Or say, if someone shoots up your house, you shoot up theirs, or do something worse, maybe like blowing it up. Basically, it means to get back at someone for what they did to you.
2. The opening track on Ride the Lightning, Metallica's second studio album. It is a fast-paced song, and it includes a good guitar solo, just like most Metallica songs. The song talks about revenge, and how war could end the world. A very awesome song to say the least.
2. The opening track on Ride the Lightning, Metallica's second studio album. It is a fast-paced song, and it includes a good guitar solo, just like most Metallica songs. The song talks about revenge, and how war could end the world. A very awesome song to say the least.
1. Marshall: Bro, Ray keeps talking shit about you.
Jordan: Yeah, I know. I'm about to Fight Fire with Fire.
Marshall: And how are you gonna do that?
Jordan: By kicking his ass.
or
Marlon: Jamal, man, them boys just shot up Lisa's house!
Jamal: Dog, we gotta Fight Fire with Fire.
Marlon: Yeah, we should blow their shit up.
2. Chris: Hey, Frank, you ever hear Fight Fire with Fire by Metallica?
Frank: Hell yeah, that song is amazing!
Chris: Yeah, I know. I hear it's hard to play on a guitar.
Frank: You think? Just listen to it!
Jordan: Yeah, I know. I'm about to Fight Fire with Fire.
Marshall: And how are you gonna do that?
Jordan: By kicking his ass.
or
Marlon: Jamal, man, them boys just shot up Lisa's house!
Jamal: Dog, we gotta Fight Fire with Fire.
Marlon: Yeah, we should blow their shit up.
2. Chris: Hey, Frank, you ever hear Fight Fire with Fire by Metallica?
Frank: Hell yeah, that song is amazing!
Chris: Yeah, I know. I hear it's hard to play on a guitar.
Frank: You think? Just listen to it!
by Jordan Stevens March 16, 2008
Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.
Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:
back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.
now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.
*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*
Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:
back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.
now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.
*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*
by Jordan Stevens May 1, 2007
1. A company by General Motors, known for the H2. It's also a gas guzzler
2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis
2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis
Cara: Hi Jordan! What's up!
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.
by Jordan Stevens May 23, 2007
1. N. In video games, especially more tactical ones such as SOCOM, a statement made by you or your teammate which lets your team know about something
2. V. Similar to the above def, expect in a verb form.
3. V. to challenge somebody, or question their success or something like that
2. V. Similar to the above def, expect in a verb form.
3. V. to challenge somebody, or question their success or something like that
1. (On Desert Glory)
smoke420: Alright guys, we got a guy in Middle Building, Top Floor. Chuck some nades up there.
dragonman45: Alright, I'll do that. *dragonman45 fragged JAYCEE with M67 FRAG*
dragonman45: Got him. Good call out, smoke.
2. (At the beginning of the match)
LOWKEY: If you guys see any thing, call that shit out!
Rest of team: Ok!
3. During lunch, everyone heard Andrew call out Chris. Everyone stopped talking and listened in. Turns out Chris fucked Andrew's sister.
smoke420: Alright guys, we got a guy in Middle Building, Top Floor. Chuck some nades up there.
dragonman45: Alright, I'll do that. *dragonman45 fragged JAYCEE with M67 FRAG*
dragonman45: Got him. Good call out, smoke.
2. (At the beginning of the match)
LOWKEY: If you guys see any thing, call that shit out!
Rest of team: Ok!
3. During lunch, everyone heard Andrew call out Chris. Everyone stopped talking and listened in. Turns out Chris fucked Andrew's sister.
by Jordan Stevens January 20, 2009