Definitions by Jordan

pooker 

Some crazy expression used in a dumbass Aerosmith song called Darkness. Stigmatic's song called darkenss is 1000 times better.

I am scared of pookers so ill visit www.stigmaticband.com

pooker by Jordan March 15, 2004

Overlyathletic 

Mel and Ty. They're so athletic, but they so cute.

Damn! Mel and Ty are so overlyathletic. Just look at they calf muscles!

Overlyathletic by Jordan March 14, 2004

wtfas 

abbreviation for "what the fuck and shit." also see wtf.

she had sex with your mom? wtfas!?

wtfas by jordan March 7, 2004

preppie 

a bitch who thinks that they are a god because the wear gay ass american asshole and abercrombie and bitch you know stuff like that

i suck dick because im a preppie

preppie by jordan March 7, 2004

Ninny Grannet 

A ninny grannet is a slightly variated form of ninny (a simpleton or fool). While not as insulting as ninny, ninny grannet implies more fustration, sillyness and outright comic stupidity to the person its being directed.

John and I were playing Halo for X-box when he totally killed my ass with a rocket launcher. "Ninny Grannet!" I exclaimed with fustration, as I waited to respawn.

Ninny Grannet by Jordan February 29, 2004

Rocks-My-Face-Off 

An evaluatory phrase which judges a given activity's enjoyment. Fun things rock one's face off; non-fun things do not.

After seeing Catch-22 at the Avalon in Boston, Jill exclaimed to Lauren: "Dude, that totally rocked my face off!"

Rocks-My-Face-Off by Jordan February 29, 2004

wut wut

An affirmative statement that has nothing to do with "what" or any of its variants, nor does it pose a question.

P-dawg: "The Roots are the best band ever."
J-Unit: "Wut wut."

wut wut by Jordan February 29, 2004