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Definitions by Jordan

When said silently, appears as though you're saying "fuck you."

The antonym of elephant shoes
When I politely asked my deaf co-worker to get the vaccuum, she didn't talk to me for a week.
vaccuum by Jordan May 9, 2004

hacky sack 

Best time killing game ever invented and is very usefull when trying to fuck with teachers ect. at school.
Lets go play hack in the hall during lunch untill we get kicked out and have to go to another hallway.
hacky sack by jordan May 8, 2004

cyncyrie 

Seems calm and shy around people she doesn't like.
Why is that kid so cyncyrie around you?
cyncyrie by Jordan May 7, 2004

Smart rock

Underground (indie) music that appeals to a discerning, educated audience keen on cynicism and dejected wit. The music itself is often mellow yet complex- a reflection of its audience's personality.

Smart rock is the antonym of Dude rock.
Instead of studying their AP English Literature homework, William and Sara made out to Smart rock on the couch.
Smart rock by Jordan May 6, 2004

assponey 

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'
"whatsup assponey?"
assponey by jordan May 2, 2004
your innerself
"Man,don't be messin' with my chi"
chi by Jordan April 21, 2004