JorDAN's definitions

magnetical

Something with a magnetic quality

To stick the picture in her locker, she put the magnetical thing up in front of it.

by Jordan February 10, 2004

cron monster

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.

My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.

by Jordan January 11, 2004

FLK

Whats FLK? Whats FLK you ask? Its quite simple actually...FLK is Funny Lookin Kid!

FLK a.k.a. Alex Shiano

by Jordan November 7, 2003

fagster

A clique of homosexual males whom tend to only associate with other cliques homosexual males.

He won't go out to that bar with you, there's too many straight folks in there, he's strictly a gay-scene fagster.

by jordan January 23, 2004

that's hefty

Replacement for that's hot

I have a hat the size of Montana
That's hefty.

by Jordan January 2, 2005

lollerskate

One of them niggas that be running around the bend sippin on 40's like the old days.

A yo I just seen that bitch ass lollerskate down this way.

by Jordan January 17, 2004

Retail rock

n. The music that is played in a corporate retail chain in order to influence the buying habits of customers. Although Retail rock varies from store to store, one thing remains consistant: the music, like the products found in the store at which it is played, is fake mass-produced garbage that must be avoided at all costs.

(1) While browsing in CVS, Barbra noticed the song playing over the store's radio was 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole. She immediately bought several packs of Q-tips.

(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.

by Jordan August 17, 2004