Shmob

1. Cruise in an automobile
2. Leave
1. Let's shmob the new Caddy.
2. This party sucks. Let's shmob
by Jordan January 06, 2004
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to pull out ur nine and shoot u
(Whitey acting like a black)
black guy: Im gonna pull out my nine and bust a cap on his ass.
by Jordan March 14, 2005
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PO

The object, or document to which an OG requires in order to measure up to a YG. For an OG, this oject is very rare.Infrequently occurring; uncommon: a rare event; a document that is rare in this region of the OG.
Excellent; extraordinary: a rare sense of honor.
Thin in density: rarefied: rare air.
PO, Quote, Big Deal, Large Op, Bid, rfp, rfq, etc.
by Jordan March 15, 2005
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Jeep

We have a 2002 Grand Cherokee Limited Edition. V8 4.7L. I beat my friends Mustang up to 140km/hr off the line- then the weight of the SUV kicked in and he caught and passed me.
I live in Saint John, New Brunswick and I drive too damn fast
by Jordan October 11, 2004
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fagster

A clique of homosexual males whom tend to only associate with other cliques homosexual males.
He won't go out to that bar with you, there's too many straight folks in there, he's strictly a gay-scene fagster.
by jordan January 23, 2004
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that's hefty

I have a hat the size of Montana
That's hefty.
by Jordan January 02, 2005
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kcf shredders

best fast food product known to man. Consists of shredded iceberg lettuce and cups of mayonase. Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam love kcf shredders.
by jordan December 08, 2003
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