flem pop (inhale)

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

by Jordan January 04, 2004

vegetto

a moron on the computer

16:53 <SSVegetto> that was the old vegetto 16:53 <SSVegetto> im a super saiya-jin now 16:53 <SSVegetto> more advance more smarter

by Jordan September 28, 2004

Tallywhacker

either a phallus or a silly fool

You are such a Tallywhacker, jimbob.

by Jordan March 24, 2003

Grandmas pie

The saggyest most disgusting vetran vagina that has seen the cum of a thousand days

Every day after school grandmas would be serving grandmas pie to the neighbors

by Jordan December 12, 2003

Retail rock

n. The music that is played in a corporate retail chain in order to influence the buying habits of customers. Although Retail rock varies from store to store, one thing remains consistant: the music, like the products found in the store at which it is played, is fake mass-produced garbage that must be avoided at all costs.

(1) While browsing in CVS, Barbra noticed the song playing over the store's radio was 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole. She immediately bought several packs of Q-tips.

(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.

by Jordan August 17, 2004

dreeg

Any animal, preferably a house pet, especially a dog or cat.

"So what'd you do today?"
"Well I had lunch with Benjamin, walked Dreegs, then went to Sears"

by Jordan February 18, 2004

Overlyathletic

Mel and Ty. They're so athletic, but they so cute.

Damn! Mel and Ty are so overlyathletic. Just look at they calf muscles!

by Jordan March 15, 2004