JorDAN's definitions

Herbig

petaphile, total loser with no possible future, useless to himself and others, chester the molester.

Girls, watch out for herbig in his white van by the preschool. Dont take any candy from him.

by jordan December 8, 2003

DTFK

Dani Taylor Fat Kid incorp. meaning: a snow ball who runs around like rocky cause she's a "big kid"

1) WOW! she is DEFINITELY a DTFK!
2) did you see that DTFK roll by? i didn't know they got that big!

by Jordan March 25, 2003

invictuz

A pathetic fatass who sits on his computer all day eating burger king and trying to tell himself to ignore all the fat comments her receives. He one day hopes to control the burger king empire, so he doed not have to pay for the 30 burgers he eats a day. One day he is to realize he has no friends and will commit suicide.

invic is one fat motha fucka

by jordan December 12, 2004

crapassination

crapping your ass inside out and spilling your bodily fluids from your bum

When you crap your ass inside out

by jordan November 17, 2003

Rocks-My-Face-Off

An evaluatory phrase which judges a given activity's enjoyment. Fun things rock one's face off; non-fun things do not.

After seeing Catch-22 at the Avalon in Boston, Jill exclaimed to Lauren: "Dude, that totally rocked my face off!"

by Jordan February 29, 2004

jello biafra

Former lead singer of Dead Kennedys. Political activist, genius. Jello for pres.!! Supposedly an asshole. Who knows...Jello IS the fucking Dead Kennedys.

Jello = pure genius!
Yum...Jello.
Damn...Jello was hot!

by Jordan December 17, 2004

diggy

Extremely cheesy -- cheesy to the max. It can also describe a kind of sour smell that smells like a cheese tree.

"It smells diggy out here."
"That joke was so diggy."

by Jordan February 18, 2005