Bistromathics

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Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:

1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.

2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.

Bistromathics have given rise to incredible new advancements in improbability propulsion.

by Jonathan December 01, 2004

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loop, endless

goes round and round - see endless loop

Ah nah man, this program is stuck in a loop, endless.

by Jonathan June 12, 2006

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Off The Rocks

cool, phat, "hip", fashionable, (see of the chain/hook)

Yo0 this party's Off The Rocks!!
This Shirt's Off The Rocks!
Yea, its Off The Rocks
(Note: used as off the chain/hook,etc.

by Jonathan October 06, 2003

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bagger

Is short for the commonly used term,dousche bag, or someone who is a terrible person, and who everyone thinks should be kicked in the balls, or punched directly in the ovary.

Man, those librarians are such baggers. I think that one should be punched in the ovary.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

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One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by Jonathan May 07, 2004

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