Jonathan's definitions

ambwhore

A little blonde hot ass slut thats always horny.

When ambwhore came over we fucked like rabbits.

by Jonathan April 4, 2004

Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.

Pooping off of the roof of a liquor store.

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

whipping skippy

To masturbate

I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

McDerby

A term you would call an irishman with the last name "Derby" to piss him off because you are a cigar smoking cheese holed dick bastard who'd like a punch in the mouth.

Hey! Throw the darts McDerby! *recieves a punch in the face*

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

whirly pig

A police hellicopter. See also ghetto bird.

Effin' whirly pigs keepin' me up at night.

by Jonathan April 10, 2004

your mom

Used as a comeback...

so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....

by Jonathan June 10, 2006

One Hit Shit

A very powerful type of pot, supposivly get you fucked up in one hit

HOLY FUCK (COUGH COUGH) is this the mystical One hit shit?!?

by Jonathan December 9, 2003