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Stop & Shop

A heartless corporation that under pays their employees despite the growth in the cost of living, thus lowering the quality of life.
I'd rather give handjobs to cats than work in Stop & Shop.
by Jonathan January 13, 2005
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sklededebra

A pointless exclamation that can be used at any point in any sentence.
Sklededebra those green beans were good!
-Jonathan
by Jonathan March 9, 2005
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anal retentive

A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."
My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.
by Jonathan May 8, 2004
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barebacking

The act of fucking up the ass without wearing a rubber.
He loved the feeling of intimacy barebacking brought him but knew his dick would be covered in shit when he pulled it out.
by Jonathan June 21, 2004
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George Melly

Born (Alan) George Heywood Melly (1926-), Jazz singer, art historian and raconteur. Sang with Mick Mulligan’s Magnolia Jazz Band 1946-61 and since 1974 with John Chilton’s Feetwarmers. His early experiences in the Royal Navy and as an assistant at the London Gallery are recalled in Rum, Bum, and Cocertina (1977) and Don’t Tell Sybill (1997). With Willy Fawkes (Trog) wrote the Strip cartoon Flook (1956-1971). From 1965-1973 was Observer critic for (successively) pop music, film and TV, and has since widely lectured on art. Other books include owning up (1964), The Media Mob, (with Barry Fantoni, 1980) and works on surrealism and primitive art.
Who's the fella in the stripey suit, eyepatch and singing those bawdy Blues songs? Why, it's none other than George Melly. Didn't he have a radio show on the BBC? Why, yes he did. He's a great bloke, is George!
by Jonathan October 3, 2004
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84

1. HOT/SEXY/PUSSYBITCH.

2. Refering to the coolest bitches you know.

3. The year only the coolest were born.
1. Yeah, Im hangin with my 84's this weekend

2. She definatly wasnt born in 84
by Jonathan April 20, 2005
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fanny fart

a fart from a womans genitals, used as an insult
'What are you doing, you fanny fart?'
by jonathan November 10, 2003
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