Jonathan's definitions

ctraffik

Colombian-American rapper from Lil' Havana (predominatly hispaic neighborhood in south eastern Miami, FL) who was raised on welfare.

ctraffik's new cd came out!

by jonathan March 10, 2003

fanny fart

a fart from a womans genitals, used as an insult

'What are you doing, you fanny fart?'

by jonathan November 10, 2003

84

1. HOT/SEXY/PUSSYBITCH.

2. Refering to the coolest bitches you know.

3. The year only the coolest were born.

1. Yeah, Im hangin with my 84's this weekend

2. She definatly wasnt born in 84

by Jonathan April 20, 2005

lo budg

Refers to someone that is either full of themself, dumb, or immature. It can also be used to describe a situation where someone has treated someone else poorly.

"Man, those chicks are so lo budg!"

"Dude, theres no reason for that. That's just lo budg"

by Jonathan February 21, 2005

Stop & Shop

A heartless corporation that under pays their employees despite the growth in the cost of living, thus lowering the quality of life.

I'd rather give handjobs to cats than work in Stop & Shop.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Father's day

Mass confusion in Harlem

Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan May 13, 2005