recoil

Recoil is what I have to do with my penis after urinating so it will fit back into my jeans.
JUST HOLD ON! I will be out as soon as I recoil my penis and zip my jeans.
by Jonathan September 21, 2004
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Shoot dang yeah

This term was created by Dr.Singer who in moving from the east coast to the midwest was rather interested by the hillbillies which inhabited the local area, and therefore created this amusing slang term.
Woman: "Have you been to Doctor Singer's Yoga class?"

Man: "Shoot dang yeah!"
by Jonathan February 28, 2005
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Lay A Fungi

"Ewwwwww! Capie, you 'layed a fungi', didn't you?"
by Jonathan December 01, 2003
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Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.
by Jonathan April 09, 2004
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jonty

king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.
Wow look its Jonty, lets bow to him
by jonathan May 14, 2003
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Asshole-Milkshake

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.
A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!
by Jonathan December 13, 2004
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your mom

Used as a comeback...
so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....
by Jonathan June 10, 2006
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