Jonathan's definitions

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan May 13, 2005

Baby Box

A box you keep a baby in when it is whining and bitching too much, and you just need a break.

GOD DAMNIT! It's the baby box for YOU again mister!

by Jonathan December 17, 2003

christed

This is when a prominent musician, singer, actor, entertainer 'finds' God then finds he can only produce inspipid, mindless rubbish afterwards or everything he/she subsequently does from then on in has to be infused with elements of their new found faith. See Cliff Richard as an example of this.

He was an amazingly fluent musician who played with fire and power but as soon as he became christed he began to produce some of the most bland and syrupy music known to humankind. It was a waste of immense talent.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

Target Sweden

A computer game involving the attack on Sweden by the United Nations, which is played through 3 chapters:
1. Attack Launch
2. Invasion
3. Failed Evacuation
4. Complete Annihilation

Target Sweeden was the most fun I ever had in a computer game!

by Jonathan September 12, 2003

sklededebra

A pointless exclamation that can be used at any point in any sentence.

Sklededebra those green beans were good!
-Jonathan

by Jonathan March 9, 2005

knit-knit

Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight.

Dude, The parents are coming over, make sure the apartment is on the knit-knit. I think I left a roach next to the tub.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Tindy

A grab on the rear of a snowboard. . . not quite the tail, not quite an indy, but all gay

Hey ian I tindied your mom last night

by Jonathan January 7, 2005