qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan May 13, 2005

Weymer

One who is unbelievable cool. The epitome of coolness.

Wow! That guy over there is so totally Weymer!

by Jonathan March 13, 2004

sklededebra

A pointless exclamation that can be used at any point in any sentence.

Sklededebra those green beans were good!
-Jonathan

by Jonathan March 09, 2005

Target Sweden

A computer game involving the attack on Sweden by the United Nations, which is played through 3 chapters:
1. Attack Launch
2. Invasion
3. Failed Evacuation
4. Complete Annihilation

Target Sweeden was the most fun I ever had in a computer game!

by Jonathan September 12, 2003

badest

1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.

2)To misspell a non-existing word.

"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"

"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."

by Jonathan May 31, 2004

whipping skippy

To masturbate

I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.

by Jonathan April 09, 2004

Tribal

To engage in immature and destructive activites due to boredom

Some of my friends throw eggs at cars late at night; they act so tribal sometimes.

by Jonathan October 02, 2003