Jonathan's definitions
by Jonathan March 20, 2004
Get the keylamug. A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."
My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.
by Jonathan May 8, 2004
Get the anal retentivemug. Refers to someone that is either full of themself, dumb, or immature. It can also be used to describe a situation where someone has treated someone else poorly.
by Jonathan February 21, 2005
Get the lo budgmug. He loved the feeling of intimacy barebacking brought him but knew his dick would be covered in shit when he pulled it out.
by Jonathan June 21, 2004
Get the barebackingmug. by jonathan November 10, 2003
Get the fanny fartmug. 1. HOT/SEXY/PUSSYBITCH.
2. Refering to the coolest bitches you know.
3. The year only the coolest were born.
2. Refering to the coolest bitches you know.
3. The year only the coolest were born.
by Jonathan April 20, 2005
Get the 84mug. Born (Alan) George Heywood Melly (1926-), Jazz singer, art historian and raconteur. Sang with Mick Mulligan’s Magnolia Jazz Band 1946-61 and since 1974 with John Chilton’s Feetwarmers. His early experiences in the Royal Navy and as an assistant at the London Gallery are recalled in Rum, Bum, and Cocertina (1977) and Don’t Tell Sybill (1997). With Willy Fawkes (Trog) wrote the Strip cartoon Flook (1956-1971). From 1965-1973 was Observer critic for (successively) pop music, film and TV, and has since widely lectured on art. Other books include owning up (1964), The Media Mob, (with Barry Fantoni, 1980) and works on surrealism and primitive art.
Who's the fella in the stripey suit, eyepatch and singing those bawdy Blues songs? Why, it's none other than George Melly. Didn't he have a radio show on the BBC? Why, yes he did. He's a great bloke, is George!
by Jonathan October 3, 2004
Get the George Mellymug.