Jonathan's definitions

Smoking cock

An act in witch a person sucks a man's penis.

Billy shure loves Smoking cock!

by Jonathan December 9, 2003

ait

sound you make if you are happy

ait! Thats funny!

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

boyakasha

boyakasha is a word ALI-G says when he meets people!

Boyakasha people! Are you gay or something???

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

Father's day

Mass confusion in Harlem

Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

Stuponfucious

The state of...you know..induced by...thinking something is..is..awesome.

1.Hey dude, that turtleneck sweater is stuponfucious!
2. What a utterly stuponfucious rubber duck!

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

by Jonathan December 11, 2003

GFYAD

Go Fuck Yourself And Die

Please GFYAD! It'll make the world a better place.

by Jonathan December 13, 2003