Jonathan's definitions

Baby Box

A box you keep a baby in when it is whining and bitching too much, and you just need a break.

GOD DAMNIT! It's the baby box for YOU again mister!

by Jonathan December 17, 2003

Father's day

Mass confusion in Harlem

Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

whipping skippy

To masturbate

I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

Stop & Shop

A heartless corporation that under pays their employees despite the growth in the cost of living, thus lowering the quality of life.

I'd rather give handjobs to cats than work in Stop & Shop.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

trillian

Tricia McMillan. Popular female character in the Hitchhiker's guide series. Mother to Arthur Dent's child, Random.

Trillian is on hot and froody chick.

by Jonathan July 21, 2008