131 definitions by Jonathan

ass naked

Being entirely without clothes and completely in the nude.

"I have to go take a shower. Wanna see me ass naked?"
-Garry

by Jonathan March 6, 2005

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by Jonathan March 17, 2005

clean head

A circumcised male.

Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops.

by Jonathan January 21, 2004

fouf

foufoune shortened into fouf, a slang french word for pussy

je lui lecherais bien la fouf

by Jonathan April 25, 2005

Hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)

Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers

The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.

by Jonathan May 31, 2005