Jon64Bailey's definitions

PASO

a person or persons in the LGBTQ community (pronounced PASS-oh); an abbreviation for People (or Person) of (an) Alternate Sexual Orientation(s)

Tom is not an LGBTQ; he's simply a PASO. It's much easier to say, "Paso" than it is to say "LGBTQ".

by Jon64Bailey July 2, 2018

boot

1. interjection get out of here!, beat it!, split!, vamoose!, scat!, scram! 2. bootleg (illegal) liquor 3. put a computer into operation from a powered-off state (also 'boot up')

The boys yelled "Boot, sister!" at the girl when she entered their clubhouse. Elliot Ness's Untouchables confiscated 5,000 cases of Canadian boot during a raid. This new software requires the machine be booted over again so as to install properly.

by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008

drizzling shits

diarrhea, especially when chronic or frequent: the 'shits', in other words

The rotten chili I ate at Don's Diner last night gave me the drizzling shits all morning long!!

by Jon64Bailey May 24, 2008

barbecue

Slang destroy by fire; burn; torch (slang sense) or an occasion for doing this

Hitler hosted many a book barbecue in Nazi Germany.

by Jon64Bailey July 30, 2011

fake the funk

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008

off your trolley

crazy, nuts, insane, having flipped one's lid

You want to bungie jump off the Empire State Building: you are totally off your trolley !!!

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

hot tamale house

(noun) a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)

One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"

by Jon64Bailey October 3, 2008