Jon64Bailey's definitions
1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)
1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!
by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2009
Get the moosemug. the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons
The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.
by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014
Get the nutcrackermug. slang whiskey, especially of cheap or inferior grade
origin uncertain: may allude to wild bar brawls in a drunken state and the common male given name “John” for anyone so struck in such a fight indiscriminately and/or may be a corruption of ‘hooch’
origin uncertain: may allude to wild bar brawls in a drunken state and the common male given name “John” for anyone so struck in such a fight indiscriminately and/or may be a corruption of ‘hooch’
by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008
Get the Who-Hit-Johnmug. a game that simulates baseball, except the pitcher throws the ball underhand (bowling style) to the kicker at the plate, not batsman, to attempt to kick the ball fair to advance to bases or advance runners: the fielders catch and throw the ball (rubber ball about 10-12 inches in diameter) barehanded (w/out gloves): the game should be played on blacktop
by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008
Get the kickballmug. the condition of being sexy (used of men or boys): "sexy" used of guys variously means....
1. talented, gifted, smart, educated, confident
2. in military uniform so as to appear brave and protective of the 'gentler sex'
3. clever, swift, dashing, cunning
4. good-looking, attractive to females or gay guys
5. sexually desirable; beddable in the eye of gay men or boys
6. atheletic, well-built, of good physique, of being a "jock" or "stud"
1. talented, gifted, smart, educated, confident
2. in military uniform so as to appear brave and protective of the 'gentler sex'
3. clever, swift, dashing, cunning
4. good-looking, attractive to females or gay guys
5. sexually desirable; beddable in the eye of gay men or boys
6. atheletic, well-built, of good physique, of being a "jock" or "stud"
David Parson was a sexy guy since he had a well-built, slender physique. He was the epitome of male sexiness.
by Jon64Bailey October 12, 2010
Get the male sexinessmug. I am much too fogly to worry about getting raped by any strange motorist on the highway who might give me a ride.
by Jon64Bailey October 2, 2013
Get the foglymug. by Jon64Bailey January 7, 2008
Get the wolphmug.