Jon64Bailey's definitions

bummy

ass; buttocks; butt (baby talk)variation of BUM

Mrs. Jones told her little boy to make sure he washed his bummy well while in the shower.

by Jon64Bailey February 7, 2013

for Christ's sake!

Interjection of annoyance or anger, like dammit!, son-of-a-bitch!, etc.: much stronger than "for Pete's sake!"

Stop playing with those girlish toys and act
like a boy, for Christ's sake!

also "crissakes!" or "Christ sake!"

by Jon64Bailey January 6, 2009

short work

an otherwise complicated task or victory made relatively easy or quick

My buffalo gun sure made short work of those hound dogs that harranged my cattle at 250 yards!

by Jon64Bailey April 14, 2009

going to Europe

on the verge of heaving: "Europe" like ralph is echoic (suggestive) of the sound made by throwing up

I think I am going to Europe: I just saw Dubya's stupid face again!!

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

hair dude

A younger man or with a longer, shaggy or full hairstyle typical of the sexy fuller male hairstyles common in the 1970's. (This term should never apply to a female.)

Those shaggy surfer guys in California were real hair dudes back before cell phones were in fashion.

by Jon64Bailey June 12, 2012

the old one two

1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)

I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.

by Jon64Bailey May 11, 2008

joint

slang 1. any house, building or place 2. a Hollywood feature film with much rap in the musical score

When you come to my house, take your shoes off at the door so you don't get dirt all over the joint!

The film, "Clockers" is a "Spike Lee" joint.

by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008