Jon64Bailey's definitions
the verb in the idiom "something to happen (to a person)"
meaning "(of a person) to experience death or some other misfortune; a euphemism"
meaning "(of a person) to experience death or some other misfortune; a euphemism"
by Jon64Bailey March 16, 2013

Eric Clapton was Hell and Jesus with a Gibson Les Paul in his hand. John Force is Hell and Jesus in a funny car. Hank Arron was Hell and Jesus at the plate with a Louisville Slugger. Rambo is Hell and Jesus with a machine gun.
by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)
I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.
by Jon64Bailey May 11, 2008

1. a remarkable or unique American person or thing or a person or thing patently American
2. sarcastically, an American person patently or annoyingly ordinary or typical as in the phrase "You're an American original."
2. sarcastically, an American person patently or annoyingly ordinary or typical as in the phrase "You're an American original."
John Wayne, blue jeans, baseball and Harley-Davidson motorcycles are American originals.
Vera was annoyed at Tom for chauvinistically criticising her as she was driving the car while riding the brake pedal. She said to Tom, "Boy, you're an American original."
Vera was annoyed at Tom for chauvinistically criticising her as she was driving the car while riding the brake pedal. She said to Tom, "Boy, you're an American original."
by Jon64Bailey November 2, 2020

I am much too fogly to worry about getting raped by any strange motorist on the highway who might give me a ride.
by Jon64Bailey October 2, 2013

A younger man or with a longer, shaggy or full hairstyle typical of the sexy fuller male hairstyles common in the 1970's. (This term should never apply to a female.)
Those shaggy surfer guys in California were real hair dudes back before cell phones were in fashion.
by Jon64Bailey June 12, 2012

on the verge of heaving: "Europe" like ralph is echoic (suggestive) of the sound made by throwing up
by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008
