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Definitions by Jon64Bailey

crackerjack 

John was a crackerjack of a mechanic: he could make a Mustang hum going in reverse.
crackerjack by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

off your trolley 

crazy, nuts, insane, having flipped one's lid
You want to bungie jump off the Empire State Building: you are totally off your trolley !!!
off your trolley by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

going to Europe 

on the verge of heaving: "Europe" like ralph is echoic (suggestive) of the sound made by throwing up
I think I am going to Europe: I just saw Dubya's stupid face again!!
going to Europe by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

kickball 

a game that simulates baseball, except the pitcher throws the ball underhand (bowling style) to the kicker at the plate, not batsman, to attempt to kick the ball fair to advance to bases or advance runners: the fielders catch and throw the ball (rubber ball about 10-12 inches in diameter) barehanded (w/out gloves): the game should be played on blacktop
John scored 5 home runs in kickball this week.
kickball by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008
California slang Camaro
In 1980's Novato, CA, guys at San Marin High drove "Maros" and guys at Novato High School drove "Cams".
Cam by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008

five bagger 

she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger
That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!
five bagger by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008

Who-Hit-John 

slang whiskey, especially of cheap or inferior grade

origin uncertain: may allude to wild bar brawls in a drunken state and the common male given name “John” for anyone so struck in such a fight indiscriminately and/or may be a corruption of ‘hooch
The cowboy always travelled on the drive with a bottle of Who-Hit-John in his hand.
Who-Hit-John by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008