Jon64Bailey's definitions

moose

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)

1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2009

off your trolley

crazy, nuts, insane, having flipped one's lid

You want to bungie jump off the Empire State Building: you are totally off your trolley !!!

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

hot tamale house

(noun) a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)

One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"

by Jon64Bailey October 3, 2008

manbush

male pubic hair (since BUSH is considered by some to only pertain the the female)

My boyfriend has a beautiful, sexy hairy manbush.

by Jon64Bailey October 21, 2011

kickball

a game that simulates baseball, except the pitcher throws the ball underhand (bowling style) to the kicker at the plate, not batsman, to attempt to kick the ball fair to advance to bases or advance runners: the fielders catch and throw the ball (rubber ball about 10-12 inches in diameter) barehanded (w/out gloves): the game should be played on blacktop

John scored 5 home runs in kickball this week.

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008