Jon64Bailey's definitions

fogly

a combination of fat, old and ugly: a spoof on FUGLY

pronounced FOG-glee

I am much too fogly to worry about getting raped by any strange motorist on the highway who might give me a ride.

by Jon64Bailey October 2, 2013

five bagger

she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger

That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008

male sexiness

the condition of being sexy (used of men or boys): "sexy" used of guys variously means....

1. talented, gifted, smart, educated, confident
2. in military uniform so as to appear brave and protective of the 'gentler sex'
3. clever, swift, dashing, cunning
4. good-looking, attractive to females or gay guys
5. sexually desirable; beddable in the eye of gay men or boys
6. atheletic, well-built, of good physique, of being a "jock" or "stud"

David Parson was a sexy guy since he had a well-built, slender physique. He was the epitome of male sexiness.

by Jon64Bailey October 12, 2010

moose

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)

1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2009

kickball

a game that simulates baseball, except the pitcher throws the ball underhand (bowling style) to the kicker at the plate, not batsman, to attempt to kick the ball fair to advance to bases or advance runners: the fielders catch and throw the ball (rubber ball about 10-12 inches in diameter) barehanded (w/out gloves): the game should be played on blacktop

John scored 5 home runs in kickball this week.

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008