barbecue

Slang destroy by fire; burn; torch (slang sense) or an occasion for doing this

Hitler hosted many a book barbecue in Nazi Germany.

by Jon64Bailey July 30, 2011

drizzling shits

diarrhea, especially when chronic or frequent: the 'shits', in other words

The rotten chili I ate at Don's Diner last night gave me the drizzling shits all morning long!!

by Jon64Bailey May 24, 2008

short work

an otherwise complicated task or victory made relatively easy or quick

My buffalo gun sure made short work of those hound dogs that harranged my cattle at 250 yards!

by Jon64Bailey April 14, 2009

nutcracker

the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons

The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014

moose

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)

1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2009