Jon64Bailey's definitions

gagly

acronym for "goat-ass ugly"

All those free on-line gay porn stars are so gagly...like GAG me with a spoon!

by Jon64Bailey October 9, 2013

five bagger

she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger

That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008

male sexiness

the condition of being sexy (used of men or boys): "sexy" used of guys variously means....

1. talented, gifted, smart, educated, confident
2. in military uniform so as to appear brave and protective of the 'gentler sex'
3. clever, swift, dashing, cunning
4. good-looking, attractive to females or gay guys
5. sexually desirable; beddable in the eye of gay men or boys
6. atheletic, well-built, of good physique, of being a "jock" or "stud"

David Parson was a sexy guy since he had a well-built, slender physique. He was the epitome of male sexiness.

by Jon64Bailey October 12, 2010

stud

a sexually-promiscuous male person; a wolf; a tomcat

The handsome stud often cruised chicks in his Corvette and readilly scored goddesses!!

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2009

nutcracker

the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons

The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014