Jon64Bailey's definitions

for Christ's sake!

Interjection of annoyance or anger, like dammit!, son-of-a-bitch!, etc.: much stronger than "for Pete's sake!"

Stop playing with those girlish toys and act
like a boy, for Christ's sake!

also "crissakes!" or "Christ sake!"

by Jon64Bailey January 6, 2009

bummy

ass; buttocks; butt (baby talk)variation of BUM

Mrs. Jones told her little boy to make sure he washed his bummy well while in the shower.

by Jon64Bailey February 7, 2013

Hell and Jesus

very skilled, able, talented or proficient

Eric Clapton was Hell and Jesus with a Gibson Les Paul in his hand. John Force is Hell and Jesus in a funny car. Hank Arron was Hell and Jesus at the plate with a Louisville Slugger. Rambo is Hell and Jesus with a machine gun.

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

happen

the verb in the idiom "something to happen (to a person)"

meaning "(of a person) to experience death or some other misfortune; a euphemism"

If something were to happen to my husband, how would we make ends meet?

by Jon64Bailey March 16, 2013

stud

1. a very masculine (and generally young) male person: a guy who is very strong, handsome, buff and/or atheletic: a handsome young jock
2. a boy or young man, not necessarily atheletic, who is quite academic in school: a very studious young fellow (altered after 'studious')

The football star was a total stud and got all the nice young ladies after the game. The stud always got A's in math.


NOTE: conventionally, this term only applied to males when it became in vogue in the 1970's among American youth culture. It never really should be applied to females.

by Jon64Bailey January 8, 2009

fake the funk

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008

the old one two

1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)

I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.

by Jon64Bailey May 11, 2008