pin

noun a man or boy who is effiminate, nerdy or uncool
verb (used with out) to cop out; wimp out; fail to live up to an engagement
That guy is a total pin for bringing a laptop to the poker table. Only a pin would show up to a cowboy bar wearing wingtips and sporting a Beemer. Don't pin out on me, dude, you promised you would meet this new chick at the dance hall tonite!!
by Jon64Bailey January 07, 2008
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going to Europe

on the verge of heaving: "Europe" like ralph is echoic (suggestive) of the sound made by throwing up
I think I am going to Europe: I just saw Dubya's stupid face again!!
by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008
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American original

1. a remarkable or unique American person or thing or a person or thing patently American
2. sarcastically, an American person patently or annoyingly ordinary or typical as in the phrase "You're an American original."
John Wayne, blue jeans, baseball and Harley-Davidson motorcycles are American originals.

Vera was annoyed at Tom for chauvinistically criticising her as she was driving the car while riding the brake pedal. She said to Tom, "Boy, you're an American original."
by Jon64Bailey November 02, 2020
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gagly

acronym for "goat-ass ugly"
All those free on-line gay porn stars are so gagly...like GAG me with a spoon!
by Jon64Bailey October 09, 2013
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fogly

a combination of fat, old and ugly: a spoof on FUGLY

pronounced FOG-glee
I am much too fogly to worry about getting raped by any strange motorist on the highway who might give me a ride.
by Jon64Bailey October 02, 2013
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hot tamale house

a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)
One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"
by Jon64Bailey September 30, 2008
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male sexiness

the condition of being sexy (used of men or boys): "sexy" used of guys variously means....

1. talented, gifted, smart, educated, confident
2. in military uniform so as to appear brave and protective of the 'gentler sex'
3. clever, swift, dashing, cunning
4. good-looking, attractive to females or gay guys
5. sexually desirable; beddable in the eye of gay men or boys
6. atheletic, well-built, of good physique, of being a "jock" or "stud"
David Parson was a sexy guy since he had a well-built, slender physique. He was the epitome of male sexiness.
by Jon64Bailey October 12, 2010
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