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Definitions by Jolly Roger

Cowboy cold 

1. Any beer that is cooler than the ambient tempurature.
2. Being colder than you have ever been.
1. Neighbor: Hey bud I double dog dare you to give me one of those beers.
Bud: They're not cold yet.
Neighbor: I don't care, it feels cowboy cold to me.

2. I woke up this morning and my hair was frozen to my horses chest, it was cowboy cold last night.
Cowboy cold by Jolly Roger October 8, 2004

Diesel Dyke 

A lesbian trucker who is often unattractive sporting a butch haircut, broad shoulders, chain drive wallet, tattoos, flannel shirt, blue jeans and a tire knocker, often missing one or more front teeth as a result of bar room brawling.
Mr. Public's wife used to be cute but she changed after she had a few kids. She chopped her hair, got tattoos and started hanging out with all her lesbian friends at the truck stop, she turned into a diesel dyke.
Diesel Dyke by Jolly Roger August 17, 2004

ass jabber 

1. one who jabs ass. one who ass fucks with one's penis in the anal cavity
2. Sal Caputa; one who often engages in anal sexual intercourse with one's dog with stolen cheap condoms.
3. one who gives blow jobs, spits the cum in some one's mouth, then has that sperm blown into their anal cavity
Sal Caputa, of Belgium, WI, is such an ass jabber in all forms
ass jabber by jolly roger April 26, 2004

on the low down 

To not actually be gay but to engage in homosexual activity in order to satisfy your own carnal desires and is kept secret.
After the girls did not show up for the party the guys watched the porno tape and were soon on the low down.
on the low down by Jolly Roger April 9, 2004

Frankendyke 

Janet "Frankendyke" Reno
Frankendyke is responsible for the murder of the men, women and children at the Branch Dividian Church in Mt. Carmel, TX.
Frankendyke by Jolly Roger April 5, 2004

dykes on spikes 

Female golfers or the LGPA tour
Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.
dykes on spikes by Jolly Roger April 2, 2004

Grinder bird 

Navy term for the seagulls that land on the grinder/blacktop that you march on.
In the chowhall you sometimes are served cornish hen, some new recruits have never seen a cornish hen and you tell them it's grinder bird.
Seaman Johnson: These are the smallest chickens I have ever seen.
Seaman Morris: Thats not chicken it's grinder bird.
Grinder bird by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004