JohnnyLurg's definitions
a slang term for semen, coined because a) semen has an extremely warm temperature upon ejaculation b) semen is emitted in response to the physically attractive or "hot."
while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
by JohnnyLurg September 20, 2012
Get the hot shitmug. One of few euphemism for cunt despite being one syllable longer and possibly more offensive as it implies that women will only sexually obey men who give them money.
Mark: "Say, why aren't you with Jennifer?"
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!
by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013
Get the coinslotmug. by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011
Get the jimmy protectormug. by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011
Get the swingin' on the flippity flopmug. "Well we get on our boards and we paddle out
And we talk surfer clout 'cuz it's got lotsa clout (with the chicks!)
And we watch Pat get a bitchin' ride
And then another dumb surfer yells OUTSIDE!"
--The Ziggens, Outside!
And we talk surfer clout 'cuz it's got lotsa clout (with the chicks!)
And we watch Pat get a bitchin' ride
And then another dumb surfer yells OUTSIDE!"
--The Ziggens, Outside!
by JohnnyLurg June 19, 2012
Get the outsidemug. 
by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013
Get the dicknailmug.