old ripped jeans
don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an
indie wedding like the ones advertised in
iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.
"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which
The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as
Homestar Runner on
Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like
Bubs is.
AKA Sleazy Eden, a paradise for the promiscuous, a hell for those who aren't.
Also known simply as The Garden!
Person #1: What do they think they're doing? This is Huntington Beach (or virtually any other town), not some Easy Eden!
Person #2: What's the difference?
A girl who is both Japanese and a Jewish American Princess.
Usually the double jap is only half-Japanese.
the word that surfers yell when huge waves are coming out.
"Well we get on our boards and we paddle out
And we talk surfer clout 'cuz it's got lotsa clout (with the chicks!)
And we watch Pat get a bitchin' ride
And then another dumb surfer yells OUTSIDE!"
--The Ziggens, Outside!
staying home on Friday or Saturday night
"after I move out of my parents' house, I'll never be bound-and-hagged again!"
Buy a
bound-and-hagged
mug!
tragically dead, like the dog Old Yeller
Gary Coleman is yeller