JohnnyLurg's definitions

bum candy

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011

Floodies

people who bought Flood as their first They Might Be Giants album.

"Oh you're one of those Floodies, huh? I'm a Lincolnite."

by JohnnyLurg October 14, 2011

'tude

Attitude. One of many things that the Amish don't have.

"An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of."
-Weird Al Yankovic, "Amish Paradise"

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

dr. j

slang term for a joint

"Roll me a dr. j."

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

biter

Somebody who bites the penis while giving oral sex.

"I said suck the motherfucker, you bitin' it, shit!"
-N.W.A., "Just Don't Bite It," an anti-biter anthem.

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

borno

slang for "born-again Christian"

"Ned Flanders is such a borno!"
-Homer J. Simpson

by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011

wack slacks

old ripped jeans

don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011