JohnnyLurg's definitions
by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011
Get the bound-and-haggedmug. The catchphrase of Taco Man, an unlikely superhero and the star cartoon character of Samuel T Nelson's Flash animation website Ebolaworld. Also the title of one Taco Man cartoon. It's like a cooler and detached yet sillier "d'oh!"
by JohnnyLurg October 26, 2012
Get the oopsidoodlemug. by JohnnyLurg October 27, 2012
Get the double japmug. 
by JohnnyLurg September 7, 2013
Get the FOALMBmug. One of few euphemism for cunt despite being one syllable longer and possibly more offensive as it implies that women will only sexually obey men who give them money.
Mark: "Say, why aren't you with Jennifer?"
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!
by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013
Get the coinslotmug. a slang term for semen, coined because a) semen has an extremely warm temperature upon ejaculation b) semen is emitted in response to the physically attractive or "hot."
while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
by JohnnyLurg September 20, 2012
Get the hot shitmug.