JohnnyLurg's definitions

no bi

The bisexual equivalent to "no homo," used in rare cases.

"Johnny, Judy, you both look so irresistibly delectable in those outfits! No bi, hehehe."

by JohnnyLurg March 22, 2012

scram

the only word the Vermicious Knids know.

the Vermicious Knids are a bit like South Park's Timmy or every single Pokemon except Meowth and Mewtwo, except that they aren't named Scram.

by JohnnyLurg June 17, 2012

outside

the word that surfers yell when huge waves are coming out.

"Well we get on our boards and we paddle out
And we talk surfer clout 'cuz it's got lotsa clout (with the chicks!)
And we watch Pat get a bitchin' ride
And then another dumb surfer yells OUTSIDE!"
--The Ziggens, Outside!

by JohnnyLurg June 19, 2012

steez

fine uncut Turkish hashish

all I wanted was some steez

by JohnnyLurg August 10, 2012

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011

lunch style

having sex while using saran wrap in place of a condom. coined by The Simpsons creator Matt Groening in his comic strip Life in Hell.

Lacking any Coney Island whitefish, Brenda and Eddie impulsively decided to do it lunch style. Both of them would later regret the decision, for different reasons.

by JohnnyLurg December 31, 2011

anti-Amish

Against simplicity and minimalism. Being anti-Amish can be good, but it can also lead one to overlook the genius of Charles Bukowski and The Mountain Goats.

"Until I stop recording my cassettes with a ten year old boom box, I'm just never going to win over the anti-Amish demographic."
-John Darnielle

by JohnnyLurg August 1, 2011