JohnnyLurg's definitions

FOALMB

An acronym for "Fuck Off And Let Me Be."

"FOALMB once, shame on you."
-George W. Bush, misusing this term.

by JohnnyLurg September 7, 2013

fuzz

heavy wool sweaters

many people in Seattle wear fuzz

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

outside

the word that surfers yell when huge waves are coming out.

"Well we get on our boards and we paddle out
And we talk surfer clout 'cuz it's got lotsa clout (with the chicks!)
And we watch Pat get a bitchin' ride
And then another dumb surfer yells OUTSIDE!"
--The Ziggens, Outside!

by JohnnyLurg June 19, 2012

social Kenny

Someone whose popularity keeps dying and reappearing, much like Kenny McCormick from "South Park."

"I wonder how that social Kenny's gonna die next!"

Social Stan: OMG, they socially killed Social Kenny....

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

'tude

Attitude. One of many things that the Amish don't have.

"An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of."
-Weird Al Yankovic, "Amish Paradise"

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

harsh realm

bummer

GUY #1: I got rejected by five girls in one night.
GUY #2: harsh realm, dude!

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

duck joke

A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.

Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009