46 definitions by JohnnyLurg

borno

slang for "born-again Christian"

"Ned Flanders is such a borno!"
-Homer J. Simpson

by JohnnyLurg August 18, 2011

bound-and-hagged

staying home on Friday or Saturday night

"after I move out of my parents' house, I'll never be bound-and-hagged again!"

by JohnnyLurg August 19, 2011

coinslot

One of few euphemism for cunt despite being one syllable longer and possibly more offensive as it implies that women will only sexually obey men who give them money.

Mark: "Say, why aren't you with Jennifer?"
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!

by JohnnyLurg March 01, 2013

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 06, 2010

biter

Somebody who bites the penis while giving oral sex.

"I said suck the motherfucker, you bitin' it, shit!"
-N.W.A., "Just Don't Bite It," an anti-biter anthem.

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

bum candy

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

by JohnnyLurg August 18, 2011

harsh realm

bummer

GUY #1: I got rejected by five girls in one night.
GUY #2: harsh realm, dude!

by JohnnyLurg August 19, 2011