Definitions by JohnnyLurg

Floodies 

people who bought Flood as their first They Might Be Giants album.

"Oh you're one of those Floodies, huh? I'm a Lincolnite."

Floodies by JohnnyLurg October 14, 2011

teriyaki asthma

asthma acquired by overindulgence in teriyaki or Mexican seafood

"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."

teriyaki asthma by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011

wack slacks 

old ripped jeans

don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.

wack slacks by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

bound-and-hagged 

staying home on Friday or Saturday night

"after I move out of my parents' house, I'll never be bound-and-hagged again!"

bound-and-hagged by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

dish 

desirable guy

"OMG Neil Cicierega is such a dish!"

dish by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

fuzz 

heavy wool sweaters

many people in Seattle wear fuzz

fuzz by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

harsh realm 

bummer

GUY #1: I got rejected by five girls in one night.
GUY #2: harsh realm, dude!

harsh realm by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011