JohnnyLurg's definitions

steez

fine uncut Turkish hashish

all I wanted was some steez

by JohnnyLurg August 10, 2012

harsh realm

bummer

GUY #1: I got rejected by five girls in one night.
GUY #2: harsh realm, dude!

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

duck joke

A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.

Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

anti-Amish

Against simplicity and minimalism. Being anti-Amish can be good, but it can also lead one to overlook the genius of Charles Bukowski and The Mountain Goats.

"Until I stop recording my cassettes with a ten year old boom box, I'm just never going to win over the anti-Amish demographic."
-John Darnielle

by JohnnyLurg August 1, 2011

poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.

Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!

by JohnnyLurg May 11, 2010

kickers

heavy boots

many people in Seattle wear kickers

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

dish

desirable guy

"OMG Neil Cicierega is such a dish!"

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011