dish

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011
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hot shit

a slang term for semen, coined because a) semen has an extremely warm temperature upon ejaculation b) semen is emitted in response to the physically attractive or "hot."

while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
"Jennifer didn't even hesitate to lick my hot shit off her luscious lips."
by JohnnyLurg September 20, 2012
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harsh realm

GUY #1: I got rejected by five girls in one night.
GUY #2: harsh realm, dude!
by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011
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poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.
Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!
by JohnnyLurg May 11, 2010
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steez

all I wanted was some steez
by JohnnyLurg August 10, 2012
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duck joke

A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.
Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.
by JohnnyLurg April 03, 2009
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kickers

many people in Seattle wear kickers
by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011
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