bum candy

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011

borno

slang for "born-again Christian"

"Ned Flanders is such a borno!"
-Homer J. Simpson

by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011

Judean slip

A comment made by a secretly Jewish person which reveals their Jewishness.

Many white supremacists dedicatedly waited for Robin Williams to utter a Judean slip, but the day never came.

by JohnnyLurg March 07, 2013

Easy Eden

AKA Sleazy Eden, a paradise for the promiscuous, a hell for those who aren't.

Also known simply as The Garden!

Person #1: What do they think they're doing? This is Huntington Beach (or virtually any other town), not some Easy Eden!
Person #2: What's the difference?

by JohnnyLurg April 03, 2009