JohnnyLurg's definitions

yeller

tragically dead, like the dog Old Yeller

Gary Coleman is yeller

by JohnnyLurg July 9, 2010

whatsit

A slang term for feces, which originated in Homestar Runner as a euphemism for the substance that The Poopsmith shovels.

"I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!" -The King of Town

by JohnnyLurg March 31, 2011

harsh realm

bummer

GUY #1: I got rejected by five girls in one night.
GUY #2: harsh realm, dude!

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.

Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!

by JohnnyLurg May 11, 2010

approval hating

The act of being well-liked but not realizing that in the slightest.

Sometimes an approval hating
Will demolish one's approval rating.
-A future poet laureate.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

kickers

heavy boots

many people in Seattle wear kickers

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010