artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.
"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."
by JohnnyLurg August 06, 2010
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Judean slip

A comment made by a secretly Jewish person which reveals their Jewishness.
Many white supremacists dedicatedly waited for Robin Williams to utter a Judean slip, but the day never came.
by JohnnyLurg March 02, 2013
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TV Tropes

A notably addictive wiki where thousands of tropes and idioms throughout creative works are collected, defined, and expanded. Though it originally only focused on tropes within television shows (hence the name), it now covers literature, comic books, anime, manga, western animation, video games, film, webcomics, web animation, music, and others. Unlike Wikipedia (which "tropers" call "The Other Wiki"), there is no such thing as notability on TV Tropes.
TV Tropes will ruin your life.
by JohnnyLurg March 19, 2011
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borno

slang for "born-again Christian"
"Ned Flanders is such a borno!"
-Homer J. Simpson
by JohnnyLurg August 19, 2011
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lunch style

having sex while using saran wrap in place of a condom. coined by The Simpsons creator Matt Groening in his comic strip Life in Hell.
Lacking any Coney Island whitefish, Brenda and Eddie impulsively decided to do it lunch style. Both of them would later regret the decision, for different reasons.
by JohnnyLurg December 29, 2011
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hot shit

a slang term for semen, coined because a) semen has an extremely warm temperature upon ejaculation b) semen is emitted in response to the physically attractive or "hot."

while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
"Jennifer didn't even hesitate to lick my hot shit off her luscious lips."
by JohnnyLurg April 19, 2012
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coinslot

One of few euphemism for cunt despite being one syllable longer and possibly more offensive as it implies that women will only sexually obey men who give them money.
Mark: "Say, why aren't you with Jennifer?"
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!
by JohnnyLurg March 02, 2013
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