bound-and-hagged

staying home on Friday or Saturday night

"after I move out of my parents' house, I'll never be bound-and-hagged again!"

by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011

biter

Somebody who bites the penis while giving oral sex.

"I said suck the motherfucker, you bitin' it, shit!"
-N.W.A., "Just Don't Bite It," an anti-biter anthem.

by JohnnyLurg November 24, 2011

stap

a smartass way to say "stop" to someone

"Naw son, stap that."

by JohnnyLurg October 13, 2012

no bi

The bisexual equivalent to "no homo," used in rare cases.

"Johnny, Judy, you both look so irresistibly delectable in those outfits! No bi, hehehe."

by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2012

anti-Amish

Against simplicity and minimalism. Being anti-Amish can be good, but it can also lead one to overlook the genius of Charles Bukowski and The Mountain Goats.

"Until I stop recording my cassettes with a ten year old boom box, I'm just never going to win over the anti-Amish demographic."
-John Darnielle

by JohnnyLurg August 01, 2011

shock wild

The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value

Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.

by JohnnyLurg March 02, 2013

tom-tom club

uncool outsiders

"Who invited THAT tom-tom club to my party?"

by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011