46 definitions by JohnnyLurg

double jap

A girl who is both Japanese and a Jewish American Princess.

Usually the double jap is only half-Japanese.

by JohnnyLurg May 20, 2012

dr. j

slang term for a joint

"Roll me a dr. j."

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

duck joke

A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.

Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2008

Floodies

people who bought Flood as their first They Might Be Giants album.

"Oh you're one of those Floodies, huh? I'm a Lincolnite."

by JohnnyLurg October 14, 2011

FOALMB

An acronym for "Fuck Off And Let Me Be."

"FOALMB once, shame on you."
-George W. Bush, misusing this term.

by JohnnyLurg September 07, 2013

fuzz

heavy wool sweaters

many people in Seattle wear fuzz

by JohnnyLurg August 19, 2011

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 20, 2011