jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011

dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

yen

slang for American money despite meaning Japanese currency, used by many young Americans

"Yo Skeeter, give me all your yen! I need to buy some Nic-Nacs!"
"Tough luck, Roger, I spent my last cent o' yen on a Beets bootleg at Honker Music Shoppe."
"Aww man!"

by JohnnyLurg September 19, 2012

rock on

a happy goodbye

GUY #1: I g2g ttyl
GUY #2: rock on!

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

wack slacks

old ripped jeans

don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

coinslot

One of few euphemism for cunt despite being one syllable longer and possibly more offensive as it implies that women will only sexually obey men who give them money.

Mark: "Say, why aren't you with Jennifer?"
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!

by JohnnyLurg March 07, 2013

FOALMB

An acronym for "Fuck Off And Let Me Be."

"FOALMB once, shame on you."
-George W. Bush, misusing this term.

by JohnnyLurg September 07, 2013