JohnnyLurg's definitions

stap

a smartass way to say "stop" to someone

"Naw son, stap that."

by JohnnyLurg October 13, 2012

XD

an acronym for the phrase "excellent, dude"

Guy: I finally got a job at the Sizzler!
Ted: XD!

by JohnnyLurg October 25, 2012

oopsidoodle

The catchphrase of Taco Man, an unlikely superhero and the star cartoon character of Samuel T Nelson's Flash animation website Ebolaworld. Also the title of one Taco Man cartoon. It's like a cooler and detached yet sillier "d'oh!"

Taco Man: Now to save the kid!
(kid gets eaten by Donald McRonald)
Taco Man: Oopsidoodle!

by JohnnyLurg October 26, 2012

hot shit

a slang term for semen, coined because a) semen has an extremely warm temperature upon ejaculation b) semen is emitted in response to the physically attractive or "hot."

while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.

"Jennifer didn't even hesitate to lick my hot shit off her luscious lips."

by JohnnyLurg September 20, 2012

double jap

A girl who is both Japanese and a Jewish American Princess.

Usually the double jap is only half-Japanese.

by JohnnyLurg October 27, 2012

FOALMB

An acronym for "Fuck Off And Let Me Be."

"FOALMB once, shame on you."
-George W. Bush, misusing this term.

by JohnnyLurg September 7, 2013

orgasm eyes

when your eyes look like you are having an orgasm. coined by Stewie Griffin in the Family Guy episode "The Blind Side."

Stewie: 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm dancing from my vagina, 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm grinding, I'm grinding. Orgasm eyes, orgasm eyes, and we're done.

by JohnnyLurg January 31, 2012