JohnnyLurg's definitions

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

bound-and-hagged

staying home on Friday or Saturday night

"after I move out of my parents' house, I'll never be bound-and-hagged again!"

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

oopsidoodle

The catchphrase of Taco Man, an unlikely superhero and the star cartoon character of Samuel T Nelson's Flash animation website Ebolaworld. Also the title of one Taco Man cartoon. It's like a cooler and detached yet sillier "d'oh!"

Taco Man: Now to save the kid!
(kid gets eaten by Donald McRonald)
Taco Man: Oopsidoodle!

by JohnnyLurg October 26, 2012

double jap

A girl who is both Japanese and a Jewish American Princess.

Usually the double jap is only half-Japanese.

by JohnnyLurg October 27, 2012

orgasm eyes

when your eyes look like you are having an orgasm. coined by Stewie Griffin in the Family Guy episode "The Blind Side."

Stewie: 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm dancing from my vagina, 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm grinding, I'm grinding. Orgasm eyes, orgasm eyes, and we're done.

by JohnnyLurg January 31, 2012

teriyaki asthma

asthma acquired by overindulgence in teriyaki or Mexican seafood

"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."

by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011

shock wild

The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value

Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013