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A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.
Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.
by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2008
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people who bought Flood as their first They Might Be Giants album.
"Oh you're one of those Floodies, huh? I'm a Lincolnite."
by JohnnyLurg October 14, 2011
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An acronym for "Fuck Off And Let Me Be."
"FOALMB once, shame on you."
-George W. Bush, misusing this term.
by JohnnyLurg September 07, 2013
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