JohnnyLurg's definitions

social Kenny

Someone whose popularity keeps dying and reappearing, much like Kenny McCormick from "South Park."

"I wonder how that social Kenny's gonna die next!"

Social Stan: OMG, they socially killed Social Kenny....

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

Easy Eden

AKA Sleazy Eden, a paradise for the promiscuous, a hell for those who aren't.

Also known simply as The Garden!

Person #1: What do they think they're doing? This is Huntington Beach (or virtually any other town), not some Easy Eden!
Person #2: What's the difference?

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

shock wild

The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value

Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

Judean slip

A comment made by a secretly Jewish person which reveals their Jewishness.

Many white supremacists dedicatedly waited for Robin Williams to utter a Judean slip, but the day never came.

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

coinslot

One of few euphemism for cunt despite being one syllable longer and possibly more offensive as it implies that women will only sexually obey men who give them money.

Mark: "Say, why aren't you with Jennifer?"
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

yen

slang for American money despite meaning Japanese currency, used by many young Americans

"Yo Skeeter, give me all your yen! I need to buy some Nic-Nacs!"
"Tough luck, Roger, I spent my last cent o' yen on a Beets bootleg at Honker Music Shoppe."
"Aww man!"

by JohnnyLurg September 19, 2012