JohnnyLurg's definitions

orgasm eyes

when your eyes look like you are having an orgasm. coined by Stewie Griffin in the Family Guy episode "The Blind Side."

Stewie: 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm dancing from my vagina, 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm grinding, I'm grinding. Orgasm eyes, orgasm eyes, and we're done.

by JohnnyLurg January 31, 2012

teriyaki asthma

asthma acquired by overindulgence in teriyaki or Mexican seafood

"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."

by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011

TV Tropes

A notably addictive wiki where thousands of tropes and idioms throughout creative works are collected, defined, and expanded. Though it originally only focused on tropes within television shows (hence the name), it now covers literature, comic books, anime, manga, western animation, video games, film, webcomics, web animation, music, and others. Unlike Wikipedia (which "tropers" call "The Other Wiki"), there is no such thing as notability on TV Tropes.

TV Tropes will ruin your life.

by JohnnyLurg April 4, 2011

shock wild

The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value

Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

score

great

"that movie so score"

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

approval hating

The act of being well-liked but not realizing that in the slightest.

Sometimes an approval hating
Will demolish one's approval rating.
-A future poet laureate.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010