JohnnyLurg's definitions

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

scram

the only word the Vermicious Knids know.

the Vermicious Knids are a bit like South Park's Timmy or every single Pokemon except Meowth and Mewtwo, except that they aren't named Scram.

by JohnnyLurg June 17, 2012

dr. j

slang term for a joint

"Roll me a dr. j."

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

swingin' on the flippity flop

hanging out

GUY #1: What are you up to?
GUY #2: Just swingin' on the flippity flop.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011

wack slacks

old ripped jeans

don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

rock on

a happy goodbye

GUY #1: I g2g ttyl
GUY #2: rock on!

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011