JohnnyLurg's definitions

harsh realm

bummer

GUY #1: I got rejected by five girls in one night.
GUY #2: harsh realm, dude!

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

duck joke

A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.

Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

bound-and-hagged

staying home on Friday or Saturday night

"after I move out of my parents' house, I'll never be bound-and-hagged again!"

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

yeller

tragically dead, like the dog Old Yeller

Gary Coleman is yeller

by JohnnyLurg July 9, 2010

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

score

great

"that movie so score"

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

oopsidoodle

The catchphrase of Taco Man, an unlikely superhero and the star cartoon character of Samuel T Nelson's Flash animation website Ebolaworld. Also the title of one Taco Man cartoon. It's like a cooler and detached yet sillier "d'oh!"

Taco Man: Now to save the kid!
(kid gets eaten by Donald McRonald)
Taco Man: Oopsidoodle!

by JohnnyLurg October 26, 2012