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Definitions by JohnnyLurg

an acronym for the phrase "excellent, dude"
Guy: I finally got a job at the Sizzler!
Ted: XD!
XD by JohnnyLurg October 25, 2012
"Naw son, stap that."
stap by JohnnyLurg October 13, 2012
a slang term for semen, coined because a) semen has an extremely warm temperature upon ejaculation b) semen is emitted in response to the physically attractive or "hot."

while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
"Jennifer didn't even hesitate to lick my hot shit off her luscious lips."
hot shit by JohnnyLurg September 20, 2012
slang for American money despite meaning Japanese currency, used by many young Americans
"Yo Skeeter, give me all your yen! I need to buy some Nic-Nacs!"
"Tough luck, Roger, I spent my last cent o' yen on a Beets bootleg at Honker Music Shoppe."
"Aww man!"
yen by JohnnyLurg September 19, 2012
all I wanted was some steez
steez by JohnnyLurg August 10, 2012
the word that surfers yell when huge waves are coming out.
"Well we get on our boards and we paddle out
And we talk surfer clout 'cuz it's got lotsa clout (with the chicks!)
And we watch Pat get a bitchin' ride
And then another dumb surfer yells OUTSIDE!"
--The Ziggens, Outside!
outside by JohnnyLurg June 19, 2012
the only word the Vermicious Knids know.
the Vermicious Knids are a bit like South Park's Timmy or every single Pokemon except Meowth and Mewtwo, except that they aren't named Scram.
scram by JohnnyLurg June 17, 2012