13 definitions by Johnny Hotnuts
It's pretty much the g-spot for guys. When having intercourse a man would have a finger shoved up his sphincter. It supposedly heightens the pleasure.
Alec was having fun with his a-spot last night.
Lalani is obsessed with his a-spot. He practically never takes his finger out of his bum!
Lalani is obsessed with his a-spot. He practically never takes his finger out of his bum!
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
1. A person who is said to be homosexual or acts in an effeminate manner.
2. A person with an abnormally large nose.
3. A bird who dwells in tropical regions.
2. A person with an abnormally large nose.
3. A bird who dwells in tropical regions.
1. That toucan needs to grow some balls and lose the make up.
2. Many Jewish people like me are considered toucans.
3. We grabbed our binoculars and observed the toucan.
2. Many Jewish people like me are considered toucans.
3. We grabbed our binoculars and observed the toucan.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 28, 2008
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
It's an offensive term to use at a person of Hindi or Muslim descent. Also a pretty funny prank call.
Me: Hello, I want to make a reservation.
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.
Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.
Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!
by Johnny Hotnuts May 5, 2008
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 16, 2008