mitur

It's an offensive term to use at a person of Hindi or Muslim descent. Also a pretty funny prank call.

Me: Hello, I want to make a reservation.
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.

Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!

mitur by Johnny Hotnuts May 5, 2008

Mitur

Called 2 an indian when his turban is dirty. Mitur

ahaha mitur turban is dirty

Mitur by Gar D February 4, 2008

Maturkety pants 

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.

My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.

Maturkety pants by Bogrimm November 28, 2017

misuraka 

A special forces operator well versed in the ways of infiltrating music festivals, sniping turtles, and "Cha, Right, and Haha, mmmkay."

Phish was jamming when that misuraka parachuted in and slam-basted the drummer with ramen and nacho cheese sauce.

misuraka by billy-the-bob June 15, 2016

Maturity 

What Urban Dictionary doesn't have.

maturity? what's that? a new sex move?

Maturity by GJTobi July 6, 2014

Mitra 

The Goddess of the Sun. She is passionate and brave. She is tender hearted but strong. Mitra can brighten up any cloudy day and warm any cold soul though her grace from the heavens. Her presents can be seen and felt throuhout the galaxy and she is also considered the biggest and brightest star in our solar system. Unrivialed as the most vivid beautiful creation, one should never take her unconditional warm touch for granted.

From sunrise to sunset i pray thanks for having Mitra and hope that tomorrow i can see her shine agian.

Mitra by King84 December 1, 2009

Mitrean 

Approximately $1,500.00 or 2 BTC.

I just bought a pound of weed for 1 Mitrean.

Mitrean by aphid2 December 13, 2016