Reaps

Very Powerful Figure in Todays society, Respected by millions, Praised by many more. A Master of all Skills Known to Man, and a funny guy :)

I wish i was as good as Reaps

by Johnny July 23, 2003

Shnoggy

To recieve, or give an owning. To Shnog someone is to own them.

"You just recieved a shnoggin'"
"Oh, you boys feel the shnoggy on that one?"
"You've been shnogged, biatch"

by Johnny January 13, 2005

porn spam

Unwanted pornographic material.

- I hate porn spam in movies!
- Why do these losers keep sending me porn spam?

by Johnny May 19, 2003

Garva

1.) a power hungry peron

2.) One in a position of great authority, but not complete authority, so as to make backhanded insults at those he feels are below him, while keeping his tone at a safe level so as not to upset those in real power.

3.) Uneccessary snootiness or egotcentricity.

"Wow man, Jerry may be the boss' secretary, but he's a real Garva when it comes to TPS reports."

by Johnny November 15, 2003

$

The purpose of life, the reason why you are on earth

The thing that you work so hard for everyday

also means power and respect

Person: Why do u go to school?
Young one: so i can make a lot of $

Person: Why are u so sad?
Young one: Man i am broke...

Person: Why are u so happy?
Young one: I just won the lottery!!

by Johnny December 23, 2004

Bdogg

the tightest-ass mofo in the entire fricking world.

Damn, you know Bdogg? He banged your mom and she loved.

by johnny December 20, 2003

pussywhomp

originating in Bellville Texas by Johnny Woehst, "pussywhomp" was a term used to describe emokids. It can also be used to describe anything else that retains the qualitys of a person that is both a pussy and a whomp.

Russell: Damn John, what do you have against emokids?
John: They are a bunch of fuckin pussywhomps.

by Johnny March 16, 2005