Johnny's definitions

fuckin cumming

Something to do to piss people off.

Guy 1: Hey Brian guess what?
Brian: What?
Guy 1: I fuckin cummed!!!
Brian: You faggot shut the hell up

by johnny June 18, 2004

gwarfing

the act of swearing with meaning or consistantly with calm purpose

"That mother fucking piece of shit." (gwarfing)
"Well fucking calm the fuck down, everything will be ok ass." (gwarfing)

by johnny February 25, 2004

diamondface

Diamond means to sprizz

omg i just got diamond on my face!

by Johnny January 21, 2005

Bretto

Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.

"Did you see Bretto on the news? He fucks monkeys..."

by Johnny January 12, 2004

damjana

An amazingly hot European that all guys know they want. When you think of "Damjana" you think of a nice ass and pretty face...also, all Damjanas are incredibly smart.

Wow, Damjana looked FINEfine today

by Johnny March 27, 2004

clonetard

someone who changes aspects of their life to impress another

God bryan's such a clonetard, the way he follows phil around and all

by Johnny February 24, 2005

Forget-Me-Now

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam

To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now

by Johnny October 16, 2005