Johnny's definitions

cut one

Fart or farted

Damn, who cut one?
I dunno but I'm about to cut one!

by Johnny October 28, 2003

SARS

Short for 'sexy arse'.

Damn, that girl has some sars.

by Johnny May 19, 2003

porn spam

Unwanted pornographic material.

- I hate porn spam in movies!
- Why do these losers keep sending me porn spam?

by Johnny May 19, 2003

mooshi

the act of being a moosh, or looking like a moosh. that is, if you're a cute little girl who stands at about 5'0", then you're probably a moosh

Susan is the biggest mooshi is existence!

by Johnny June 11, 2004

pussywhomp

originating in Bellville Texas by Johnny Woehst, "pussywhomp" was a term used to describe emokids. It can also be used to describe anything else that retains the qualitys of a person that is both a pussy and a whomp.

Russell: Damn John, what do you have against emokids?
John: They are a bunch of fuckin pussywhomps.

by Johnny March 15, 2005

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.

Bad part of town: Southside

Person A: I'm from Providence.

Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet*

by Johnny December 2, 2004

damjana

An amazingly hot European that all guys know they want. When you think of "Damjana" you think of a nice ass and pretty face...also, all Damjanas are incredibly smart.

Wow, Damjana looked FINEfine today

by Johnny March 27, 2004