Johnny's definitions

roggeman

Crazy bitch who be mad crazy for asian dudes. Anyone who wants to have babies with an asian dude.

Man, that girl is a roggeman.

by johnny April 21, 2003

Reaps

Very Powerful Figure in Todays society, Respected by millions, Praised by many more. A Master of all Skills Known to Man, and a funny guy :)

I wish i was as good as Reaps

by Johnny July 23, 2003

Mullet

The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.

Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.

Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.

Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.

Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.

Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.

There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!

by Johnny July 9, 2004

a pipe

An alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole.

You're such an a pipe
Stop being such an a pipe

by Johnny July 23, 2003

pussywhomp

originating in Bellville Texas by Johnny Woehst, "pussywhomp" was a term used to describe emokids. It can also be used to describe anything else that retains the qualitys of a person that is both a pussy and a whomp.

Russell: Damn John, what do you have against emokids?
John: They are a bunch of fuckin pussywhomps.

by Johnny March 15, 2005

shugh

A bog; waterlogged ground. (N. Ireland)

It rained so much last summer that the back garden was one big shugh, hey.

by Johnny April 1, 2003

Chiblexican

A person of Chinese Black and Mexican background.

Wow, look at all the Chiblexicans.

by Johnny April 30, 2004