Johnny's definitions

Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

by Johnny December 20, 2003

wsi

A poorly organized company. An example in infficiency.

The employee worked for a wsi

by johnny May 13, 2005

shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

3f

Find em fuck em forget em!

by johnny August 7, 2003

horrible geoffrey

when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.

Craig was feeling experimental so Ace gave him a horrible geoffrey.

by Johnny March 12, 2004

niyya

Nigga in censored form. Usually used on rap and hiphop radio stations by DJs and the songs they air which incessantly and repeatedly used the word nigga, like Power 106.

Yooz one dum niyya, biatch!

by Johnny February 21, 2004

firm delicious

1. adj. meaning better than the best, originally used to describe eating an uncooked gas station burrito
2. the name of a band that existed between 2002-2004 in central Illinois

"Man, I saw the Quannum tour last weekend. That shit was the firm delicous!"

by Johnny April 22, 2004