University of Waterloo

If you ain't here for Engineering, Math, or accounting, you're wasting your money.

I go to Uwaterloo for Planning....
I go to Uwaterloo for Enivorment and business....
I go to Uwaterloo for civil engineering....
I go to Uwaterloo for environmental engineering....
I go to Uwaterloo for Math & Business (not double degree)
I go to Uwaterloo for arts.
I go to Uwaterloo for applied health studies.

You are wasting your money.

by johnny January 08, 2005

TittyMan

the super hero who plays with his nipples and grabs others nipples and powerbombs them

"oh shit! here comes TittyMan

by johnny April 09, 2003

deucewaffle

A word that originated in Connecticut, at the high school i go to. The words definition depends on the context: it is used often because it sounds pretty funnny. It can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It could mean crappy, sub-par, and in some cases other things, like defecate.

(noun): Dude, this test is a deucewaffle! (this test sucks)

(verb): Alright, i'm gonna go take a deucewaffle. (i'm gonna take a poop)

(adj): Wow, that new girl in school has a deucewaffle face!

by Johnny March 18, 2004

Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

by Johnny December 20, 2003

wsi

A poorly organized company. An example in infficiency.

The employee worked for a wsi

by johnny May 13, 2005

firm delicious

1. adj. meaning better than the best, originally used to describe eating an uncooked gas station burrito
2. the name of a band that existed between 2002-2004 in central Illinois

"Man, I saw the Quannum tour last weekend. That shit was the firm delicous!"

by Johnny April 22, 2004

dumpling

a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.

I tried to take a fat dump but could only squeeze out a dumpling.

by Johnny April 02, 2005