Johnny's definitions

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.

Bad part of town: Southside

Person A: I'm from Providence.

Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet*

by Johnny December 2, 2004

barted

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

by johnny February 20, 2004

Popular girls

A-holes who wear ambracrappy every day. Said girls are blond everyday whether they are born blond or not. Stupid. They dont have any effection to anyone. Words in their vocabulary are:
"New"
"Hot"
"Fashion"
"Hot Guys"
"Clothes"

Look at the popular girls look at the hot guys and thier 'F's...

by johnny March 28, 2005

Poe'd up

Meaning filled with angst, or of/relating to Edgar Allen Poe, this word originated with art school dorks and eventually made it's way to inner city street gangs.

"Bro, that mothafucka is Poe'd up! Look at his eyeliner!"
"He ain't Poe'd up, mein! He's just a fag!"

by Johnny November 17, 2004

SARS

Short for 'sexy arse'.

Damn, that girl has some sars.

by Johnny May 19, 2003

loced out

The Greatest young rapper of all time. He has the most imaculate flow ever. Listenin Too Loced-Out is a one way ticket too heaven. You can do many things listenin to this guys music. Listenin to this great music is even better then a 3sum with J-Lo and Beyonce.

OMG i juss got done listenin to a Loced-Out. Am i in Heaven yet?

by Johnny March 10, 2005

Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...

by Johnny May 18, 2004