John Kellis Fernando's definitions

I Eat Those

equivalent to "Rejected!" or to do something incredible.

1.) John went in for the three pointer but Brad smashed it out of range. He continued to yell "I EAT THOSE!!!"

2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.

by John Kellis Fernando April 7, 2007

The Hand Shake

The white man's form of hello. Hasnt been used for quite some time ever since the dap, chake and african american handshakes came into place.

Next time you meet a stranger go in for the hand shake. 94% of the time it will end up as dap, chake, or possibly a hand shake then a pull-back ending with a dap.

by John Kellis Fernando March 1, 2007

Penis Sex

To insert your penis in someone else's penishole.

Your mom's ass pussy was too tight. So instead i had penis sex with her.

by John Kellis Fernando January 8, 2007

Throat Sex

(n)- When a person smokes enough times to have a hole in their throat. You then stick your peepee in the throat hole.

Fredrick had throat sex with her grandma.

by John Kellis Fernando January 7, 2007

Spasmgasm

(n)- To ejaculate uncontrollably during any given time

Johnny had a spasmgasm during his committee meeting.

by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

Oliver Twist

1.) (n)- During doggy style sex, your partner rolls to the side causing your penis to rotate with it.

2.) (n)- An epic novel by Charles Dickens

1.) Frank got an Oliver Twist from Jane

2.) Oliver Twist was one of Charles Dickens memorable books.

by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

Willy Wonka

(n)- To give a blowjob so great your larynx is filled with semen. The dick itself ruptures a hole in your pharynx and before you know it you start talking like Mariah Carey after her tonsel surgery.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was hailed by fans and critics alike.

1.) Jimmy gave Tina a Willy Wonka. A day later she was talking through a voice box.

2.) Willy Wonka was portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 2006 remake of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007