John Kellis Fernando's definitions

Ballzinis Blowpop

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

Mudfalling

(v)- The act of defacating on a person's face.

Jane was mudfalling on Joe.

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

Spasmgasm

(n)- To ejaculate uncontrollably during any given time

Johnny had a spasmgasm during his committee meeting.

by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

Willy Wonka

(n)- To give a blowjob so great your larynx is filled with semen. The dick itself ruptures a hole in your pharynx and before you know it you start talking like Mariah Carey after her tonsel surgery.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was hailed by fans and critics alike.

1.) Jimmy gave Tina a Willy Wonka. A day later she was talking through a voice box.

2.) Willy Wonka was portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 2006 remake of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

Oliver Twist

1.) (n)- During doggy style sex, your partner rolls to the side causing your penis to rotate with it.

2.) (n)- An epic novel by Charles Dickens

1.) Frank got an Oliver Twist from Jane

2.) Oliver Twist was one of Charles Dickens memorable books.

by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

I Eat Those

equivalent to "Rejected!" or to do something incredible.

1.) John went in for the three pointer but Brad smashed it out of range. He continued to yell "I EAT THOSE!!!"

2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.

by John Kellis Fernando April 7, 2007

Throat Sex

(n)- When a person smokes enough times to have a hole in their throat. You then stick your peepee in the throat hole.

Fredrick had throat sex with her grandma.

by John Kellis Fernando January 7, 2007