Definitions by John Kellis Fernando

I Eat Those 

equivalent to "Rejected!" or to do something incredible.

1.) John went in for the three pointer but Brad smashed it out of range. He continued to yell "I EAT THOSE!!!"

2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.

I Eat Those by John Kellis Fernando April 7, 2007

The Hand Shake

The white man's form of hello. Hasnt been used for quite some time ever since the dap, chake and african american handshakes came into place.

Next time you meet a stranger go in for the hand shake. 94% of the time it will end up as dap, chake, or possibly a hand shake then a pull-back ending with a dap.

The Hand Shake by John Kellis Fernando March 1, 2007

Penis Sex 

To insert your penis in someone else's penishole.

Your mom's ass pussy was too tight. So instead i had penis sex with her.

Penis Sex by John Kellis Fernando January 8, 2007

Throat Sex 

(n)- When a person smokes enough times to have a hole in their throat. You then stick your peepee in the throat hole.

Fredrick had throat sex with her grandma.

Throat Sex by John Kellis Fernando January 7, 2007

Spasmgasm 

(n)- To ejaculate uncontrollably during any given time

Johnny had a spasmgasm during his committee meeting.

Spasmgasm by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

Oliver Twist 

1.) (n)- During doggy style sex, your partner rolls to the side causing your penis to rotate with it.

2.) (n)- An epic novel by Charles Dickens

1.) Frank got an Oliver Twist from Jane

2.) Oliver Twist was one of Charles Dickens memorable books.

Oliver Twist by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

Ballzinis Blowpop 

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

Ballzinis Blowpop by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007