1.Accumulation of mucous and crusty particles in the nose or nasal cavity. See booger. Also called snot, nose jam. Sometimes eaten.
by John Barry November 21, 2004
1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.
by John Barry July 04, 2006
1.Parents brother who, having paedophaelic (and sometimes homosexual) tendancies, often crept into your room late at night while drunk to 'play' with you under the covers. Can be characterised by using phrases such as "This can be our little secret," or "don't tell Mummy and Daddy." 2.Paedophile or rock spider. 3.Sexually devious or sick induvidual.
by John Barry January 08, 2005
1. Build up of partacles of dubious origin that make their domicile in the nasal cavity of most mammals. Can range in texture from crusty hardened solid lumps to a sloppy, viscous gel-like substance usually found dripping from the noses of the sick and feeble, the homeless, or human babies. Unknown exactly what the purpose of this mystery shape-changing element is, athough it has been documented that it can be used as an emergency food source when bored or hungry. Also used sometimes by teenagers as a material for sabotage or deviousness by wiping the matter liberally on another's personal property. See also wober, booger, snot.
by John Barry July 05, 2006
1.Insult meaning a person with various or numerous sexually transmitted diseases. 2.Person with poor genital hygiene. 3.Person who you would most likely catch an unknown STD if slept with.
by John Barry November 21, 2004
1.Tropical rum and fruit flavoured alcoholic beverage with a taste resembling that of ants. 2.Beverage containing ants.
by John Barry November 21, 2004
1.I have a PhD in Gibberology.
by John Barry November 21, 2004