John Barry 's definitions

Clown Hole

1. An opening or orifice in the body between the gluteus maximus (buttcheeks), sometimes called the anus, anal orifice, bunghole, cornhole, turdcutter or other related synonyms. Used for dispensing of fecal matter, sometimes known as excrement, or insertion of items such as fruit and vegetables, gerbils and other such foreign objects. 2. Insult used to bring down the morale of a person in order to crush their inferior spirit.

1. I feel a fudge-nugget trying to escape my clown hole. 2. Children are such clown holes.

by John Barry July 14, 2006

Ratboy

1.Person, usually male characterised with ugly features, usually sqinty eyes, buck-teeth and large appendages. Mostly avoids light, coming only out of his swamp at night to feed on scraps and discarded food. Favours dark rooms and corners, frequently listens to depressing goth music or metal. Rarely seen during daylight or showering. Generally unclean. 2.Dirty person. 3.Insult, usually directed to males or masculine females.

1.My sisters boyfriend is a goth, I dont know why she hangs around with that ratboy. 2.Have a shower ratboy! 3.Fuck off ratboy!

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Swamp

1.Domain, domicile, abode, nest or personal space. Ones private area or bedroom containing personal effects, usually ratty or messy, sometimes carrying bad odours. 2.Place with a lingering, pungent aroma. 3.Childs room.

1.Let's go upstairs and listen to music in the swamp. 2.Damn, this place stinks like a swamp! 3.My cousin lives in a swamp.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Droptank

Person, generally female that is extremely bulbous in shape. One that resembles a water tank. One that is fatter than they are tall and would probably have no hope in pulling a root. Person abundant in fatty deposits or who could feed a third world country for several days. Amy Rigden. Slang: Droppie.

That bitch is a droptank.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Ant Drink

1.Tropical rum and fruit flavoured alcoholic beverage with a taste resembling that of ants. 2.Beverage containing ants.

1.Jane, have an ant drink.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Rock ape

1.Person of middle-eastern descent. 2.Semi-evolved being (see yard ape). 3.Derogatory term for ethnic or stupid person. 4.Cave dweller.

1.Terrorists are generally rock apes.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

A Bit Of Alright

1.Term used to describe one who is appealing to the senses, both physically and/or emotionally. 2.Someone who is better than bad. 3.Hottie. 4.Caitlin

1.You're a bit of alright ya know that?

by John Barry September 30, 2005