John's definitions

Spinal Tap Poopie

Thats where it hurts so badly when your shit is coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways!

God!!! My ass!!! I just friggin'took a "Spinal Tap". I think i'ma die!!!!!!

by john March 4, 2004

The Dangling Poopie

This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.

Dude! I was like in there foe like 20 minutes trying to drop my "Dangling Poop"

by john March 4, 2004

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 4, 2004

The Other Internet

Everything and nothing of the internet.

theotherinternet is full of shit and something special

by John March 5, 2004

sheila

Australian/Kiwi slang, for a female.

she was a spunky sheila

by john March 5, 2004

capital

essential to success; see key

Joe: I brought 4 cases of beer.
Nick: Capital.

by John March 8, 2004

Binjimin

A sexual position involving to men and a jar of mayonaise.

Damn I heard they did the binjimin.

by John March 9, 2004