Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.
Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.
by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023
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cherry pants

A male that exhibits himself as having female characteristics with the clothes that he wears and the way that he acts.
Guy #1: Look at Mike in his new clothes. I think that he bought them on the blue light special at Kmart. Guy #2: He looks like a cherry pants. No girl is going to want to go steady with him!
by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020
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Cheesed over

Used to describe something that is not working correctly.
Because I ran my car engine low on oil it stopped running. It's cheesed over and now I need a new car.
by JoeyBomm April 06, 2024
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garf weed

Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.
Jimmy Boy is selling garf weed again. It tastes like Mexican dirt weed.
by JoeyBomm March 19, 2021
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shitbag cornhole

A version of the game cornhole played with plastic grocery bags with shit in the bottom. Tied at the top to minimize splatter, they are tossed over a barbwire fence and into a dumpster. If it misses the dumpster the thrower must walk around the fence to throw the shitbag in the dumpster.
I play shitbag cornhole every day due to the fact that my toilet is broken.
by JoeyBomm September 28, 2021
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little cherry

A person that is immature and inexperienced at the job they have been hired to do.
Eddie is no good at pulling the right size tires to fill that customers tire order. He's a little cherry!
by JoeyBomm March 25, 2020
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Enzer

A person that doesn't observe social distancing rules in the wake of the Covid-19 Corona virus pandemic of 2020.
Look at that enzer Jimmy Boy not standing on the social distancing "x" on the floor in the grocery store. Man ....what an enzer!
by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020
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