JoeyBomm's definitions
This term is widely used by American retailers and politicians to describe the economic situation that crippled most American businesses from the now present Chinese covid 19 virus.
Radio ad: Because of economic turmoil the Auto industry across America has too many new cars and must sell at rock bottom pricing! So bring your $1200 stimulus check .............
by JoeyBomm July 4, 2020
Get the economic turmoilmug. The head of a penis that is red and swollen caused by entering a dirty vagina and/or asshole. Therefore the result is an "angry penis". May develop into physical problems if not treated by a physician.
Guy #1:. Man bro whenever I screws dat hoe down the street I always ends up with a glowplug! Guy #2: You best get your ass down to the free clinic and gets you some pills to clear dat shits up! Guy #1: You gots to know dat shits right!
by JoeyBomm March 15, 2020
Get the glowplugmug. (drunk Mexican drinks off a bottle of whiskey): Me thinks I've got the cojones virus........(hickup)!
by JoeyBomm May 14, 2020
Get the cojones virusmug. The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.
Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!
by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020
Get the red parenthesismug. Said fast, the linking of the three words "is it me" most often asked by a female concerned about her vagina stinking during sexual intercourse. This is the quickest way for a guy to lose his erection for no apparent reason.
Guy #1: I was up inside that hoe again last night and we both smelt butt cheese! She axed me isitme? Guy #2: Well .....was it you or her? Guy #1: Dat bitch gots a stinky ass!
by JoeyBomm April 23, 2020
Get the isitmemug. Pronounced "ear".....it is the word uttered when someone is holding in a hit of smoke from a marijuana cigarette and passes it to his smokin buddy.
Joey: (takes a drag from a joint and passes it to Jimmy)....ehr! Jimmy: Thanks man! (Takes a drag and passes it to Mike)....ehr!
by JoeyBomm April 4, 2020
Get the ehrmug. When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.
I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021
Get the Walking shartsmug.