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by JoeyBomm April 16, 2022
Get the Cobid mug.The head of a penis that is red and swollen caused by entering a dirty vagina and/or asshole. Therefore the result is an "angry penis". May develop into physical problems if not treated by a physician.
Guy #1:. Man bro whenever I screws dat hoe down the street I always ends up with a glowplug! Guy #2: You best get your ass down to the free clinic and gets you some pills to clear dat shits up! Guy #1: You gots to know dat shits right!
by JoeyBomm March 15, 2020
Get the glowplug mug.(drunk Mexican drinks off a bottle of whiskey): Me thinks I've got the cojones virus........(hickup)!
by JoeyBomm May 14, 2020
Get the cojones virus mug.A female or male bitch that doesn't trust their sexual partners fidelity and questions it to the point of wanting to smell his cock to make sure it doesn't smell like pussy.
My wife doesn't believe that I was chillin with the boys earlier. So I made her suck my cock. Now she's a cock smeller and a cock sucker! 🐓 😤 and 🐓 🍭
by JoeyBomm May 9, 2020
Get the cock smeller mug.These words usually come out of an arrogant big shots mouth as they are trying to capture people's attention. The statement is based on facts from previous years.
Statistically speaking the economy of the US will be due for another recession and housing market crash soon.
by JoeyBomm June 22, 2020
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Get the frew up mug.A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.
Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.
by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021
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