Joe Smith 2's definitions

latex catsuits

a latex catsuit is a skin tight "usually black colored" shiny from ankle to wrist zippered bodysuit usually worn by women

britney spears was wearing a red latex catsuits in her 2000 music video "Oops i did it again"

by Joe Smith 2 August 7, 2007

duncan sheik

Duncan Sheik had two top forty hits "Barely Breathing"('97)
and "On a High"

duncan sheik is a folk singer

by Joe Smith 2 August 9, 2007

maroon 5

a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted

Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")

by Joe Smith 2 August 9, 2007

smoking

smoking is bad for your health but it's an adult decision and with assistance quitable, i'll admit that i'm a semi-smoking fetishist i like seeing a decent to good looking chick puffing away on a butt

me to friend: hey bro see that chick over there on that bench puffin on that cig, she's givin' me a boner
friend:why
me: cause i like seeing good lookin girls smoking
friend:bro thats kinda twisted
me:dirrent strokes for diffrent folks
friend: whatever
me: in fact im gonna get up the guts to go sit by her
me: m'am is it o.k. if i sit by you
chick: o.k.

by Joe Smith 2 August 12, 2007

plain white t's

plain white t's are a sh!tty-@ss sounding emo band

Plain White T's CD's should ONLY be used for coaster's or gun range shooting

by Joe Smith 2 August 17, 2007

nascar

NASCAR:gNarly
Awesome
Speed and Competetion when
Cars
Are
Racing

anti NASCAR heckler:NASCAR is fuckin lame man dumb ass redneck sport where jackasses get paid too much to drive around in circles for 3 1/2 hours, it's not a sport neither "NFL" "MLB" "NHL" THOSE are sports

me to anti NASCAR heckler:(i kick him very swiftly in the nut's) "DOES IT SUCK NOW ASSHOLE!?!?"

by Joe Smith 2 August 20, 2007

duncan sheik

duncan sheik is a folk-pop singer who's music is pretty good

Duncan Sheik is mostly know for 1997 hit "Barely Breathing" and 2002 lesser known hit "On a High"

by Joe Smith 2 August 21, 2007