Joe Bone's definitions

buffalo

1. a city in New York, known for chicken wings, cold winters and lousy football teams.

2. to fool someone, to bamboozle or cheat

3. bison

4. derogatory term for a person of African descent

5. a type of mozzarella cheese

6. chicken wing cooked in hot sauce served with blue cheese dressing.

1. "I moved to Buffalo from Parma, but I am not sure why."

2. "I buffaloed that guy into taking the Bills and giving me six."

3. "There are no buffaloes in Buffalo."

4. "Get a load of those shiftless buffaloes."

5. "Buffalo mozzarella is often served with sliced tomatoes in vinagrette; it has nothing to do with Buffalo or buffaloes."

6. "Look at that buffalo eating those buffalo wings."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

hunny bee

or honey bee-- a black $100 casino chip; may also refer to a $100 bill.

"Gimme a coupla those hunny bees my man."

by Joe Bone April 12, 2005

bubba

1. Large male hillbilly or redneck type.

2. Affectionate term for one's Jewish grandmother.

1. Bubba will kick your ass.

2. Bubba will give you cake.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

gimlet-eyed

refers to an aging or world-weary barfly with eyes the color of a gin gimlet, or one who has consumed too many gin gimlets.

"I do believe that gimlet-eyed gent has soiled himself."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

salad man

generic term for any dining hall or cafeteria worker; typically a person who tends the salad bar or portions out food as diners pass through the line

Salad man: "Cream on your corn?"
Customer: "Uh, no thanks, salad man."

by Joe Bone April 7, 2005

shavetail

A shaved pussy, or a woman with same.

Damn, get a load of that shavetail!

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

fudgie

a tourist, typically middle-aged and often overweight, who enjoys fudge and similar confections, especially in places like Mackinac Island Michigan or Door County Wisconsin.

"My God, Clark, you almost ran over that fudgie."

by Joe Bone April 1, 2005