74 definitions by Joe Bone

niggers go deep

A football play in which several speedy wide receivers (generally of African descent) run to the endzone (go deep) in an attempt to catch a long forward pass from the quarterback. Often used in late game situations, it is particularly effective against teams with white defensive backs.

With 14 seconds to go, Marino called "niggers go deep".

by Joe Bone April 18, 2005

service her account

provide sex to an uninteresting partner

"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

swordfight

Two guys having sex simultaneously with the same woman-- one in her ass and one in her snapper.

Dude: I am very surprised that Brandeis girl let us swordfight inside her.
Guy: I am not.

by Joe Bone April 6, 2005

dog leg

1. in golf, a layout that turns to the right or left.

2. a large turd that sticks up out of the water

1. "Seve tried to cut the dog leg, but ended up in the rough."

2. "That dog leg is better out than a man's eye."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

barn dance

A party, or mixer, typically at a women's college, at which there is an abundance of unattractive females.

"Let's blow this barn dance and go find some women."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

something you don't want

a very bad outcome; serious trouble or a big mess; a beatdown.

"Dude you keep saying that and you're gonna get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

monkey pie

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005