muck

in poker, to fold your hand

The muck pile is the pile of discards. Once your cards are in the muck, it's all over, baby.

"When that guy raised, I figured he had the nuts so I had to muck."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

snapper

An Irish Catholic. (also, mackerel snapper)

That wake was nothing but snappers.

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

headlights

1. oversized diamond earrings

2. oversized female breasts, see hooters

1. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

2. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

by Joe Bone March 14, 2005

my ass

1. me, myself, I

2. one's own buttocks

3. (archaic) my donkey

1a. "That bitch drove my ass to drink."

1b. "My ass is the shit."

2. "My ass stinks."

3. "The children laughed when I showed my ass at school."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

monkey pie

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

Chicago-style pizza

Sometimes called deep-dish or pan pizza, an excellent type of pizza originating in Chicago in the early 1940s. Now often misdescribed as "thick crust", the pizza generally has a thin or medium crust made of flour and cornmeal, upon which is laid a thick layer of cheese, with tomato sauce or crushed tomatoes on top. It is available all over the world, although the authenticity is questionable outside of Chicago.

Interestingly, many prominent Chicagoland pizzerias serve only thin pizza (i.e. not Chicago-style) which is also very popular if not moreso among Chicagoans. Some area pizza parlors offer both styles, apparently to cater to out-of-town rubes who want to try Chicago-style.

"I ate a Chicago-style pizza in London and my anus hasn't been right since."

"My grandfather ate Chicago-style pizza at Pizzeria Uno in 1945. He is dead now."

by Joe Bone April 17, 2005