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to beat someone up, or to attack someone, knocking them to the ground.
Mike just decked Albert. I think he broke his arm.
by Joe February 11, 2003
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Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.
Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.
by Joe February 01, 2005
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Crip slang for "swear to god"
Keep popin lip and on dogs ima snuff you nigga
by joe March 08, 2003
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A multiplier with infinate decimal places, used to find the circumference of a circle. Its actually a ratio.

circumference=diameter x pi, meaning that all circles are exactly pi times further around than they are across
pi = 3.14159265... and a bunch more
by joe July 13, 2005
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The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.
Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.
by joe January 19, 2004
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The British equivilant to a fanny pack, becuase fanny back in Britain means something entirely different. (Let's just say, in England, only women have fannies.)
SEE: fanny pack
It's not a fanny pack mate, it's a bum bag.
by Joe February 28, 2005
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Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
Fucking hell man, I told you not to fuck my wife.
by Joe November 10, 2003
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