tekchubby

sexual arousal from purchase and use of electronic gear.

Aaron got a huge tekchubby when he bought his new palm pilot.

by Joe February 13, 2004

cushy

comfortable, touchable, fun to cuddle with

Her figure made her look really cushy, so we decided to call her that

by Joe April 6, 2004

ballpeen

A Ballpeen is a word used to describe someone saying, acting, or being dumb.

Tom: Man I love eminems new song 'just lose it' dont you?

Tim: You are a fucking ballpeen!

by Joe November 7, 2004

pussy whipped

when your whipped

allen messenger is so fuckin pussy whipped

by joe May 11, 2004

cretinist

Somebody who holds to the 6 day creation theory, often blindly and without even attempting to study any scientific textbooks. Does not believe in the theory of what they may call "evilution."

"My friend is such a cretinist...of course we came from monkeys."

by joe February 10, 2004

hnic idle

This is what you get when you ask someone for something.

Person #1: hey Mario do you have the new fabolous album?
Person #1: mario?
Person #1: I know you're there I just saw you play a mp3.
Person #2: chill he's givin you the hnic idle.
Mario : mp3(014-fabolous-the_bad_guy-ego)
Person #2: hahahaha

by Joe April 9, 2005

aol

1)Some big internet company in America that wants ur MONEY!!!!!!!
2)Some big internet company in America that keeps mailing u free discs to try their internet.

1.Damn i got another aol cd...hmm hey boy u wanna play frisbee?
2.Why the fuck am I getting aol cd's in Canada?

by joe May 13, 2005