JoN's definitions

Abbie Hoffman

Radical Yippie activist in the late 1960's. Author of Steal This Book. Pwn3d by Pete Townshend at Woodstock for not getting off the "fucking stage."

AH: I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!

PT: Back off! You're on my fucking stage! <whacks AH with guitar, sending him into the crowd>

by Jon July 14, 2005

the beatles

The only band that could bring you both Tomorrow Never Knows and Octopus's Garden, Helter Skelter and Please Please Me, Day Tripper and I Want to Hold Your Hand.

You can rock out to Paperback Writer and sing along with Yellow Submarine.

You don't have to like The Beatles, but if you think they're not a good group, then you must have issues.

Please please me like I please you.

He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

Turn off your mind, relax, and float down stream.

I'm back in the USSR!

Come together, right now, over me.

And in the end, the love you make, is equal to the love you make.

by Jon March 17, 2005

fat people

i think fat peopl should be shot at birth but until that law passes i think u should spit on them when u see them walking down the street as i do

did the air get fatter in here

by jon January 18, 2005

wayle

to beat up badly. synonyms whipped waxed, nailed,etc. can be used in the past tense

wayled

man the lakers wayled on the clippers

by jon August 29, 2003

PISS FLAPS

Nice pair of beef curtains

hanging down like a pair of curtains

by jon December 29, 2003

swipples

Like swass but with nipples! AKA sweaty nipples!

Dude, look! That chick over there has swipples! Gnarly!

by Jon May 13, 2005

mr. Bo-Jangles

A Jim Croce song. Mr Bojangles is a dancin' man.

Jim: I kne a man Bojangles, and he'd dance for you, in worn out shoes. Silver hair and ragged shirt, the old soft shoes... He jumped so high, then he'd lightly touch down.

by Jon March 25, 2005