JoN's definitions

schmoo

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.

2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.

3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.

Awwwwww Schmoo!!

Healing Schmoos coming your way....

by Jon May 23, 2003

Grubby

A fictional character created by the famous cartoonist J. Ashton

Grubby and Mick (the sidekick) faught heroicly.

by Jon May 13, 2005

nao

Written "nao" or "na0" for geekier persons.

It means "now" in a more bashful and impatient way.
Used a lot in forums or discusion/image boards like "chans" or gamefaqs.

1)
Picz na0 or it didn't happen!!1!

2)
John: I'm hungry
Mom: It will be ready in......
John: NAOOOO!

by Jon February 7, 2007

wangatha

A person that is aggravating you or just getting on your nerves.

Stop being such a wangatha.

by Jon June 8, 2004

Hairy Faced Whore

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.

I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.

by Jon February 27, 2005

patouhas

Greek God. Oh man, a Patouhas is just amazing at anything and everything.

Wow, that's so good that it's almost Patouhas good.

by Jon April 23, 2005

Palo

Palo is basically a guy who likes to have sex with big fat transexual ogres. In his free time, he enjoys buttfucking horny kangaroos and eating cow testicles.

"Yummy." said Palo. "These testicles are delicious! I think I'll have some more"

by Jon July 5, 2004