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by jon March 17, 2005
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gobbilicious

An adjective describing something that provides you with unceasing happiness. Like an everlasting gobbstopper does.
Person 1: "See that girl over there, the one holding that fripple, she's gobbilicious."
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
by Hank Potter June 23, 2008
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Gobegles

Odd people acting in a very specific bonkers way. Most often used to describe a person that isn’t thinking straight.
You are acting like a Gobegle.”

- Gobegles means that the person is acting a little wack and needs to start thinking straight.
by Harry_Miller-69 July 1, 2023
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Gobbily Goop

A variant of the 'egg in a basket' breakfast layered with salsa, spinach, melted cheese, and or sliced tomatoes. No variant is exactly the same as its predecessor.
Male: Mmmm, I'm hungry honey.
Female: Would you like me to make you something?
Male: Yes, in fact I would.
Female: How about another Gobbily Goop?
Male: That sounds great.
by bjmerle84 March 30, 2011
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Gobelja

Gobelja is clear of penaldo
by Balšag March 24, 2022
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Göbekli Tepe

Göbekli Tepe is the site in modern-day Turkey of the first recorded civilization on Planet Earth.

Göbekli Tepe translates as “Potbelly Hill”.

It dates to around 12,000 years ago although possibly older. It correlates well to the timeline of the appearance of the human acne bacterium ca. 15,000 years ago, then ca. 12,900 years ago when a meteorite hit the Hiawatha glacier in Greenland, the last ice age, the Younger Dryas, followed by the domestication of wild wheat and barley.

The acne bacterium kickstarted adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult.

Aliens: Take me to your leader. The last address we had was Potbelly Hill, DC.

Homer: DC? As in Capitol Hill, Washington DC?
Aliens: Yes, DC as in death cult.
Homer: Potbelly parasites with a pot of money, mind control, dark magic while the rest of us writhe around in a feudalistic system of indebted servitude?

Aliens: Nothing much has changed…if you ignore technological advancement.
Homer: What have I done to deserve this???
Aliens: Predictive programming.
Homer: Doh!
Aliens: The last time we visited we came across a fun guy who was a shaman hooked on drugs and lucid dreaming. We left him to it.
The Original Potbelly Hillbilly Shaman Fun Guy (actions translated into words): “I’ll mind control you with my religious cult and you will give me the fruits of your labor. I’ll sow my wild oats with whomsoever and in what way as I so please, get whacked out of my head on drugs and enter in and out of the lucid dreaming state. This is going to be one hell of a wild ride. Whatever you do leave the fruits of my wild apple tree alone!”
Outcast: “Why can’t they see through this rotten apple? He gets everyone to work for him, store their gathered food with him, he gets his wicked way, and in return they get mumbo jumbo.”

The Domino Effect: “I found my thrill on Potbelly Hill…”

JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: “So, I am no different than the original potbelly hillbilly on Göbekli Tepe casting my magic spell over all.”
Solo: “Would you Adam and Eve it…you were my thrill, on Potbelly Hill.”

Nostradamus: 2020. Potbelly Hillbillies running the show, insectualization, mind control, order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 10, 2019
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ass gobelin

One who likes to gobel ass.
Why are you such an ass Gobelin?
by Captain Fucking Awesome September 17, 2013
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