The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.
by john February 07, 2005
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by John January 02, 2005
A man who is confused with his life, lossed, dead, people who change their names for no reason, wishes he were a woman.
by John March 15, 2005