Jimmy Smith 's definitions

sacks

1.brown hessian bags
2.the bags that holds your balls
3.the things bums use to carry their shit around.

1.move those sacks or I'll shove them up you arse!!!
2.don't you dare touch my sack!
3.move your fucking sacks you lazy bum!

by Jimmy Smith March 18, 2005

skateboarding

the shittest sport ever, is far from better than sex! BMX is tons better, and if u dissagree, I'll stab u with a spork!!!!

ME: dude, skateboarding sucks... OTHER GUY: yes, and anyone who skates is a stupid fuck!!!

by Jimmy Smith March 12, 2005

skate

to be a complete dickhead, and ruin all bmxers fun at skateparks with the whole "I'ts called a skatepark for a reason" bullshit

Dickhead: lets go skate!
Me: fuck no, skatings for pansys, and tossers who need to compensate for something (if u know what I mean, and I think you do)

by jimmy smith May 6, 2005

All Your Base

one of the funniest parodies I've ever heard. inspired by the really crappily translated theme song from gundam wing, this has turned out to be one of the most widely known parodies on the web, all your base, is gamer speak, (or gamer sp33k if you will) for "I have beaten you" and is an abreviation for "all your base are belong to us" is sung to a dronish voice that sounds like what may be an early version of an android.

captain: what happen?
operator: main screen turn on.
cats: how are you gentlemen? Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
captain: what you say?!
cats: you have no cahnce to survive, make your time... ha ha ha...!!!

by jimmy smith April 9, 2005

richard nixon

my hero!!! I love him, isn't he cute?:-)

richards hot.... don't u think so ?!?!?!?!?

by jimmy smith March 12, 2005

bridgewater primary

the shittiest school in the southern hemisphere, I was learnig shit there (keyword, shit) that I learnt in year 2 at my previous school. marbury and the principal and the rest of the teachers there (except Jodi and Sue, they were good teachers, I actually learnt stuff thru them) and have a pike shoved up their arses and drowned, then revived, then have the same thing happen to them all over again

ME: lets go kill some bridgewater teachers
OTHER ME: yes, that'll be good for a laugh.

by Jimmy Smith March 6, 2005

skater

A fag, has no respet for any sport except skating, loves the cock, and loves with a cop!!!

ME: dude, that skater is obviously a poof!
JESSE: yeh, I can't believe i used to skate!!!

by Jimmy smith March 12, 2005