Jimmy James's definitions

CD

Best beer ever, term only used in a place with a well established Carlton Draught rep. Has a tendancy to make you bloated, like after a few you can't get a tight fitting ring off your hand when some fine ass hoes head over.

Hey, what's this VB crap? I asked for a CD, tell the ho behind the bar I'm a bloody Director of this club and if she wants to keep working here she'll get my order right.

by Jimmy James December 13, 2004

super karate monkey death car

Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.

by Jimmy James May 10, 2004

Ferrante

a large red hairy humanoid creature said to live in wilderness areas of US and Canada

Me an clyde were drinkin PBR's out in the woods and the biggest Ferrante I ever saw came mumbling out of the woods

by Jimmy James June 16, 2004

dongmaster

n The master of the penis. Either one's own, or someone else's.

Dude, I am the freakin' DONGMASTER!

Will you be my dongmaster tonight, honey?

by Jimmy James April 10, 2003

dongmaster

Clembie, when you master my dong, you are the dongmaster.

by Jimmy James April 10, 2003

Holdsmobile

n 1. Knife's mode of transportation.

2. Another nickname for Knife.

You wanna take the Holdsmobile to the wine shop?

Hey Holdsmobile, how's the ol' schlong hangin'?

by Jimmy James April 10, 2003

Potso

Phil's alter ego.

Potso, Skins, and Coo' D (Cold Dean) were the center of attention at the phat party in Albany.

by Jimmy James June 18, 2003