Jessica's definitions

Diet Pepsi

Light, crisp, and refreshing soft drink.

"Diet Pepsi is God."

by Jessica August 7, 2004

Tweeker Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do

1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!

by Jessica November 23, 2004

ice

1.diamonds
2.crystal meth

1.check out my ice
2.you need to get off that ice shit

by jessica January 28, 2004

myspaceship

The generalized term for a relationship held almost solely via Myspace. Either one only speaks to this person online, one rarely sees this person or one doesn't even know who this person is.

"I had a myspaceship with her just long enough for her to post a 'You've been hit by the Sexy Truck!' chain-mail comment on my profile."

by Jessica October 7, 2006

krunked

Drunk and highhh

Last night i drank 10 beers and smoked a fatty blunt, i was krunked up.

by jessica December 29, 2003

yoohoo

a bad ass chocolate drink.

get me a yoohoo, bitch

by jessica October 27, 2002

simile

a rhetorical figure expressing comparison or likeness, by use of such words as like, as, so

Her eyes were as pretty as diamonds;
ALSO
The sand was hot like fire

by Jessica September 11, 2003